Post box on Dean Street

Explorer Tom House on Dean Street was built by architects who thought they were geniuses, but it’s just a box with some classical proportions that nobody really notices anymore. The bargain that built it was definitely ‘cheap paint and hope.’ Bring someone who likes arguing about whether the facade is actually impressive or just average.

Explorer Tom Cathedral Cafe on Dean Street is a former dairy from 1825, so watch out for expired milk in your espresso. The Wide Street Commission built it, and if you listen closely, you can hear the cows still mooing.

Explorer Tom Bohemia Vintage in County Dublin is a house from 1825 with a recent shopfront slapped on the front. It was rebuilt by the Wide Street Commission, so it's got history in its walls. The continuous roofline makes it look like it belongs to a row of clones. Peek inside if you want vintage stuff.

Explorer Tom Body Craft Spa in County Dublin used to be a chemist before it got all glossy with spa vibes. Built in the twenty-fives, this old terrace house is hiding behind its modern shopfront like a shy ghost.

Explorer Tom Bimm Dublin was a convent built in 1895 by William Henry Byrne, now it’s a college for music or something loud. It’s got this carved stone cross finial that looks like it’s pointing at the sky and judging us all. The nuns have moved, but the vibe remains.

Explorer Tom This public convenience is hiding underground because Victorians were too shy to go outside. It’s got fancy railings and a ventilation shaft that probably smells like 1890s regret. Imagine its awkward social media posts about being unseen. Give it a quick peek if you dare!

Explorer Tom Saint Patrick's Cathedral in County Dublin is massive. It’s a heritage gem. Get a wide shot from the park for me, mate!

Explorer Tom Cathedral, St. Patricks. This was once the largest church in medieval Ireland, yet it became a university before falling into ruin. I am baffled how such a grand structure could be repurposed as a lecture hall for centuries.

Explorer Tom Library in County Dublin was begun in 1702, which makes it older than some of your relatives’ excuses for being late. It’s full of books that probably judge your reading list. Leave nothing but footprints and a bad pun you made up on the way.

Explorer Tom John Field in County Dublin again! This one is a memorial to the composer. He died in Moscow, which is a bit far from Golden Lane, don’t you think?

Explorer Tom Teeling Whiskey Company in County Dublin is making me thirsty already. It’s a distillery, so expect the smell of money and hops. Snap a shot for me!

Explorer Tom European Pear in County Dublin is filing a formal complaint with the council about how many people ignore it. It’s got all the fruit and none of the attention it deserves, frankly. Have a wander and a wonder at this neglected beauty.