Paul Hession

Explorer Tom Bridge in Cullairbaun claims Queen Victoria used it to walk her dog. The stonemasonry is so heavy it looks like it’s trying to hold down a secret. Ideal place to stop and wonder if that royal story is total bullshite or not.

Explorer Tom Athenry Railway Station's footbridge is doing its little quatrefoil dance when nobody's watching. I think it's rehearsing for a talent show no one wants to attend. Count the crows, then wonder why there are so few.

Explorer Tom Castle or King Johns Court in Athenry, County Galway was built by Meiler de Bermingham around 1235, but I suspect King John just used it for his afternoon tea. It controls a ford over the River Clareen. Bring the dog, it'll have opinions.

Explorer Tom Check map in Athenry is actually a late fifteenth-century market cross in the town square. It’s been watching people haggle for centuries while pretending it doesn’t care about prices. Pretend it's yours and plan the housewarming party with local vendors.

Explorer Tom Town defences in Athenry are just the bones of what used to keep people out or in. The record says information is pending, which is a fancy way of saying nobody knows. Linger, it's not going anywhere and neither should you.

Explorer Tom The First Battle of Athenry involved a cow that tried to buy its way out with milk. History is mostly made up by people who were hungry. Pick a stone, any stone, and invent its biography.

Explorer Tom Castle in Castle Ellen sits right next door to the big house, looking like it forgot how to be modern. The 1838 map shows a bawn, which is just fancy talk for a fenced-in yard. Great spot to propose. Or at least to propose lunch.