Paddy Butler

Explorer Tom St. Canices Well would tell the place that replaced it to stop hogging all the glory. It’s been piping water for centuries while everyone else takes the credit. Ring your granny and tell her where you are.

Explorer Tom Kilkenny Garda Síochána Station is all grey stone and serious faces, designed to look like it knows everything about crime in Jamesgreen. It would teach history by pointing at its own windows and saying 'see what happened here'. Find the date car

Explorer Tom Handball alley in Gardens describes itself as 'aggressively vertical' to any stranger who asks. It's got that early Republic nation-building swagger baked right into the concrete. Walk past slow so you don't get hit by a stray ball.

Explorer Tom Holy well in Gardens has been hiding a scandal for centuries that nobody wants to talk about near the Black Abbey. It’s the town gossip with a stone mouth. Bring a pen pal, they'll be jealous.

Explorer Tom Black Poplar is absolutely judging your outfit from up high. When nobody is looking, it’s probably rearranging its leaves into rude shapes for the squirrels to see. Tell the next person you meet it’s haunted. It might be.