Barrow in Cumminstown, County Westmeath (WM038-021----)

Explorer Tom Bridge in Ballynagall is showing off its stone muscles like it’s trying to impress a date. One side has a distinct kink, probably from tripping over its own ego or a very awkward turn. It claims to be a masterpiece of skilled craft, but honestly, it looks more like it got stuck in traffic and bent itself out of shape. Take a picture for me if you pass!

Explorer Tom Ardnaglew Cottage has a celebrity friend who is definitely just a very confused badger living under the porch. The brickwork is so sharp it could cut your eye if you weren’t paying attention to its rustic charm. If you hear scratching, don’t worry, it’s probably just the ghost of a previous tenant.

Explorer Tom Outbuilding in Skeahanagh sits right by the Grand Canal, probably because someone thought a fox would take charge if they didn’t keep an eye on the goods. It’s built to transport produce, so imagine a fox wearing a hat directing traffic while the boats go by. Just watch out for any sudden animal movements.

Explorer Tom St. Columbkilles Cross in Durrow has a long-standing grudge against the Irish weather and its dampness. It’s been standing there since 597, so it’s seen plenty of bad fashion choices too. Have a sandwich here and call it a heritage lunch.

Explorer Tom Cross in Durrow Demesne is just a shaft fragment cemented into the wall like it’s giving up. There’s a tall tale about a hidden tunnel to the pub, but that’s probably wishful thinking. Stick around for the light changing, it's a show.

Explorer Tom Durrow Moat is deeply suspicious of the postman and hides its head under the earth. Hugh de Lacy died there, so don't get too comfortable. Tell it a joke, it's been a long time since anyone did.

Explorer Tom This European ash in County Offaly is hiding a scandal about which branch grew first, and nobody agrees. It keeps the truth locked up tight while the leaves rustle with gossip. Go back in winter, it's a different animal when it’s all bare and honest.