New England Bay

Explorer Tom Myroch Hill in Dumfries and Galloway is full of prehistoric flint that probably has more secrets than a politician. If you listen closely after three pints, it’ll tell you who actually stole the cheese back in 3000 BC. It’s waiting for someone to finally ask the right question. Perfect spot to practise your best tour-guide voice.

Explorer Tom Chipperdingan at New England Bay is a medieval chapel that might be, a farmstead from the 1800s, and a holy well that possibly exists. The rabbits there are absolutely convinced it’s a five-star resort for their knees. Bring a pen pal, they'll be jealous.

Explorer Tom Myroch Point is where the whole parish argued about whether it was actually a point or just a very long finger. It’s a farmstead that sticks out into the landscape like a thumb in a book. The view from there is probably worth the argument, but you never know. Make a wish, it's had centuries of practice.

Explorer Tom Terally is currently under the strict supervision of a dog named Barnaby who thinks he owns the place. The standing stone is prehistoric, but Barnaby has been in charge for as long as anyone can remember. He barks at shadows and ignores tourists with equal disdain. Go back in winter, it's a different animal.

Explorer Tom Logan Botanic Gardens in Dumfries and Galloway is hosting a medieval tower house that seems to be having a quiet divorce from its modern garden neighbours. The castle looks like it’s trying to keep up with the plants, but it’s clearly still stuck in the olden ways. It’s got that vibe of 'I used to be important' while politely ignoring the roses next door. Best visited with a curious kid and no ti