Native Irish Tree Trail

Explorer Tom Carriganore House is deeply suspicious of the postman because he once dropped a parcel that turned out to be nothing but a bag of wet sand. It watches him from its elevated site every day.

Explorer Tom Killoteran House in Woodstown is positioned perfectly to watch the River Suir meander by. It’s got that villa vibe with a portico that looks like it’s waiting for important visitors who never come. The view over the rolling grounds is probably better than my excuse for being late. Stand on the public path and enjoy the scenic silence.

Explorer Tom Corluddy Castle has been hiding a scandal for centuries. Probably a bad bet on horses in 1600 that nobody admitted to. It’s just sitting there, looking vaguely guilty and very muddy. Pop by and tell it it's looking well.

Explorer Tom Mount Congreve Gardens in County Waterford is where the Vikings got so lost they ended up gardening instead of raiding. They were too busy arguing about which hedge looked more majestic to notice they'd walked into a garden centre. Stop the car, it's worth the hazard lights.

Explorer Tom Monterey Cypress in County Waterford has made a New Year's resolution to stop being so pointy, but it doesn’t seem to be working out for him. It’s trying really hard to look soft, which makes it look like a very confused broomstick. Bring a pen pal along; they’ll be absolutely jealous of how dramatic this one is.

Explorer Tom Sweet michelia in County Waterford is being picked on by the wind because it smells too nice and everyone wants a sniff. The breeze keeps ruffling its leaves like it’s trying to shake off an invisible mosquito that isn't there. Tell all your mates you found this hidden gem first; don’t let them steal your thunder.

Explorer Tom Bawn in Granny is just a wall that thinks it's the main event. Saint Patrick would have called it a fence with delusions of grandeur, honestly. If it's closed, admire it from the road like a polite stalker.

Explorer Tom Knockeen Dolmen would give its visitors two stars because they kept stepping on its toes. It’s built right into the church wall, which is either cheeky or very efficient space saving. Tell me if the gossip I made up is true.

Explorer Tom Knockeen Portal Tomb inspired a bad poem once that rhymed 'stone' with 'home', which honestly wasn't even that great a rhyme. It’s a solid dolmen, but it deserves better than being the subject of amateur poetry at a local hall function. Bring sandwiches, the gulls will thank you.

Explorer Tom Kilfarrasy Beach would tell you in a job interview that it has excellent rock management skills and zero complaints from the gulls. It’s very confident about its disappearing act during high tide. Best enjoyed with a bag of chips and no plans.

Explorer Tom Lime Kiln is sitting up above Annestown beach, whispering tales of a hidden tunnel that leads straight to the best pint in County Waterford. People say if you scratch the side just right, you can hear the ghosts arguing about who left the stove on. It’s got a smoky secret and a reputation for being slightly haunted by past workers. Stand there long enough and someone will ask if you're lost.

Explorer Tom Annestown Beach in County Waterford is where a local poet fell into a ditch while reciting verses about tides, which ruined his socks and his reputation. He never recovered, but the beach looks great because he stopped complaining so much. Bring a flask of something strong and pretend you own the entire coastline right now.