Michelle Rocca

Explorer Tom Father Mathew is preaching about temperance from his statue on O'Connell Street. He thinks everyone is drinking too much, but honestly, he’s probably just jealous that we get to enjoy a pint without being judged by stone.

Explorer Tom Father Mathew Monument is standing there saying 'no booze' while looking like he’s about to start a fight. His dating profile would say: 'Solemn, tall, and hates your party.' Own twist on: promise him you’ll only have one pint, but don't.

Explorer Tom General Post Office bollards on O'Connell Street Lower are oil-lit sentinels from around 1820. These cast-iron lantern bases and wheel guards are rare survivors that really frame the GPO portico perfectly. They’re basically tiny historical guardians standing guard in front of the big building.

Explorer Tom Cúchulainn in County Dublin is a monument with a family tree mostly made up of brawls and heroic sighing. It’s basically the celebrity of the area, always posing for the cameras. If it's closed, admire it from the road like a polite stalker.

Explorer Tom This O'Connell Street Lower shop from 1920 has a unified granite ashlar façade shared with neighbors 29-33. The canted shopfront hints at an original central doorway, but now it’s accessed differently. It’s part of Sackville Mall’s history.

Explorer Tom Sir John Gray Knt md jp is dreaming about what he’d do with a lotto win: probably buy a bigger hat and stand on a higher hill to make sure everyone sees his new, improved title and achievements clearly. He’s just a monument that has way too many letters after his name for one person, making him sound like he ran the whole of County Dublin in his spare time. Walk past slowly

Explorer Tom Padraig Sheahan Memorial in County Dublin handles nosey neighbours by pretending to be asleep while secretly tracking their every move with one open eye. He saved men from gas, so he’s got a good nose for trouble and gossip. Don't linger too long near the base. Get there early and have it all to yourself.

Explorer Tom Ha'penny Bridge witnessed a man try to propose with a baguette instead of a ring. He dropped it in the river and now the bridge feels personally responsible for their breakup. Have a chat with it, nobody's watching.

Explorer Tom Dublin's Last Supper in County Dublin is hiding a treasure that is definitely just an old biscuit tin filled with loose change. It’s probably the most sacred thing about the whole photo, but nobody talks about it because it’s awkward. Go now, before it gets famous.

Explorer Tom Burning of the Custom House in County Dublin was a bargain gone wrong with fire involved. It looks dramatic from a distance, which is good for photos. Stand back, squint, and it looks like a castle.

Explorer Tom Bigleaf Maple in County Dublin is doing its best impression of a confused tourist from America. It’s got big leaves but seems to have lost its passport somewhere in the Atlantic. Stand on the spot and imagine all the gossip it's overheard while playing possum.

Explorer Tom Oriental plane in Dublin would survive a zombie attack by standing perfectly still while they walk past, which is basically its daily routine. It's got big leaves that block out the sun when it feels like being dramatic about things. Go in good boots and better humour because this one is wild.