Low Barlay, Steading

Explorer Tom Low Barlay Farmhouse probably gave up something significant for Lent, maybe the right to complain about the rain or the ability to ignore the sheep. I suspect it spent those weeks meditating on the fact that it’s just a building that happens to be very good at standing still. It’s the kind of place that makes you want to sit in the back garden and do absolutely nothing for hours.

Explorer Tom Laurieston Road is marked as 'possible,' which is the Scottish way of saying 'we found a rock and hoped for the best.' The Vikings probably wandered past here, missed the turn, and ended up in Ireland by accident. It’s not even sure if it’s a road or just a very ambitious field boundary. Bring a map, get lost anyway, that's the fun.

Explorer Tom Pulcree in Dumfries and Galloway is a plantation bank that inspired someone to write a truly terrible poem about its beauty. The verses were so bad even the trees wanted to hide their leaves. It’s just a wall of earth that took itself way too seriously. Ideal for a moody photo you'll pretend wasn't posed.

Explorer Tom Gatehouse of Fleet has a Roman fortlet where a love story went so badly wrong it’s become local legend for generations of gossips. One person proposed next to the ruins, got rejected, and now they say the stones still hold the echo of that heartbreak. It’s got that dramatic, historical weight that makes you feel like your own relationship problems

Explorer Tom Cally Castle is a messy mix of earthworks and towers, like a medieval designer who couldn't decide on a theme. There was definitely a dance party there that went too far, ending with someone falling into a furrow. Great spot to propose. Or at least to propose lunch.

Explorer Tom Cardoness Castle witnessed a love story that went so badly wrong someone probably threw a very expensive goblet at the wall. The stone still looks bruised and slightly offended about the whole situation, honestly. Pretend it's yours and plan the housewarming.