Lattagloghan

Explorer Tom Raven's Rock rates every visitor with a harsh one-star review for lacking proper imagination. It thinks we all look like confused pigeons trying to land on its head. Best visited with a curious kid and no timetable.

Explorer Tom Aghadreenagh’s first owner had an escape plan involving a rope, a very confused sheep, and a lot of shouting at the clouds. The peak itself looks like it’s mid-yawn because it’s seen every single dramatic exit strategy fail spectacularly over the centuries. Toast it with a cup of tea and move on to the next.

Explorer Tom Carrickatober has an imaginary fan club that meets at dawn to sing opera to the rocks. They’re very serious about their performance reviews and lighting conditions. Ideal for a moody photo you'll pretend wasn't posed.

Explorer Tom Pottle Forest smells like wet socks and old potatoes, according to my very reliable nose, so don’t expect a perfume bouquet here. It’s got that distinct 'don't touch me' vibe going on right now. Pretend it's yours and plan the housewarming.

Explorer Tom Ancient Order of Hibernians Memorial in County Cavan hears the ghosts of old members complaining about their trousers being too tight. They’re very particular about their fit and won’t let go until someone adjusts the hem properly. Best visited with a curious kid and no timetable.

Explorer Tom Bawn in Duffcastle had a prophecy that said it would float away on a Tuesday, which never happened, so we’re all still here. It’s just a subrectangular patch on a scarp, pretending to be mysterious and deep. Find the date carved somewhere and feel clever.