Knockmannon Hill

Explorer Tom St. Bridgets Well in Aharney acts mysterious when nobody's looking, probably plotting against the weather. Pilgrims used to flood it with bad decisions and prayers. Ten minutes here and you'll have a yarn for the pub.

Explorer Tom Coolcashin Graveyard has a lifelong feud with the rain because it thinks the clouds are being dramatic. It’s got old church bits used as markers, which feels a bit like recycling furniture. If anyone asks, Tom sent you.

Explorer Tom Bawn in Balleen Little was run by a matchmaker who knew everyone’s business. She’d whisper secrets into the walls, which are now just crumbling and judgmental. Take a mate and argue about what it was for.

Explorer Tom Castle in Balleen Little is gone, but the seagulls still gossip about it. They say it had a great view before they demolished it for parking. Perfect spot to practise your best tour-guide voice with no audience.

Explorer Tom Devil's Bit Mountain is where some poor sod’s love story went completely pear-shaped next to the cliff edge. They probably shouted at each other so loud that the rocks themselves split in half from the sheer drama of it all. Go with someone who loves old stuff and watch them melt right into the scenery for you.

Explorer Tom Cormac's Chapel is playing hide-and-seek with me. A tale from 1846 says an earl built it, but there was no trace of it even then. Its favourite song is probably 'Where Did It Go?', honestly. Get there early and have it all to yourself.

Explorer Tom The Rock of Cashel is complaining to the council about the tourists taking selfies in front of Brian Boru’s throne. It’s got that ancient fortress vibe, but it really just wants you to respect its personal space. Bring sandwiches, the gulls will thank you for their generosity.

Explorer Tom The Rock Of Cashel would order a triple chipper, no ketchup because it has standards, and a pint of something very cold. It’s the most famous rock in Ireland but acts like it’s still waiting for someone to explain why everyone is staring at it. Have a wander around the base and just wonder how many kings have had bad hair days there.