Kettleton Reservoir, Dam

Explorer Tom Kettleton Reservoir Sluice is where a fiddler once played so badly the water actually backed up. He kept playing all…

Explorer Tom Kettleton Boat House is sick of people asking if it still floats or if it's just decorative. It’s had that conversation…

Explorer Tom Kettleton Reservoir is holding water so deep it’s hiding a potato that thinks it’s royalty. That spud has been down…

Explorer Tom Bellybought Hill is having a bit of a moody phase today, you know? It claims it survived some absolute banger of a…

Explorer Tom Morton Mains Hill in Dumfries and Galloway is a prehistoric cord rig that was probably built on a bargain nobody…

Explorer Tom Morton Castle was saved by a hero nobody remembers because he was too busy hiding in the cellar eating cheese to get…

Explorer Tom Morton Mains is stuck in a feud over who owns the view, which is stupid because views don't have deeds. It’s a…

Explorer Tom Morton is a logboat that thinks tourists from Dublin are just fancy Vikings in disguise, which is exactly the kind of…

Explorer Tom Kemp’s Castle is an earthwork that makes a sound like a cat purring at night, probably. It’s period unassigned, so…

Explorer Tom Enoch Castle is a motte and bailey, which basically means it’s a hill with an opinion about who gets to stand on top.…