Well in Randalstown

Explorer Tom Liscartan Castle smells like old money and regret, according to Tom, which is basically the scent profile of every tower house in County Meath. It’s right on the edge of the River Blackwater, looking like it’s trying to jump into the water but is too proud to do it alone. The Talbot family owned it, and you can feel their disappointment radiating off the stone walls. Walk past slowly like you're

Explorer Tom Church in Liscartan is guarding a ditch where a poet once fell flat on his face. He was writing a ballad, but the mud won that round. Spot the oldest stone and give it a name.

Explorer Tom Sexton's house in Gibstown Demesne would say 'I’m good with dead people' in a job interview. It sits at a junction where the church and parish hall are having a quiet argument. Ring your granny; she’ll know which side of the road is right.

Explorer Tom Saint Patrick's Church (Donaghpatrick) is basically a colorful party hat sitting on a road junction, wearing red brick and limestone like a fancy coat. It would tell the new church next door to go back to its little box. Bring biscuits for the ghostly congregation.

Explorer Tom Round Tower in Donaghmore has a long-standing grudge against the wind, which keeps trying to blow it over. It’s survived centuries, so let the clouds have their moment. Tell it a joke, it's been a long time since anyone did.

Explorer Tom Donaghmore Round Tower in County Meath is probably the favourite hangout for local rabbits who use it as their main lookout point for danger. They scamper around the base, looking up at this ancient stone giant with a mixture of awe and mild irritation. It’s basically their personal tower of power without them knowing it. Snap one photo, then put the phone away and actually look.

Explorer Tom This motte in Athlumney is jealous of the actual castle next door because nobody takes photos of it on purpose. It’s just a big dirt cone that dreams of having a roof one day. Stand on the spot and imagine the gossip it's heard from the river.

Explorer Tom Tuliptree in County Meath made a New Year's resolution to stop looking so fancy. It failed spectacularly, of course, because it's just that pretty. Give it a pat on the way past, it's had a long life.

Explorer Tom Local legend says a giant hid inside this European Yew to avoid paying rent, and he’s still in there somewhere. It’s just a big, suspiciously shaped hole that everyone pretends not to notice. Bring a map, get lost anyway, that's the fun.