Moated site in Pallas Upper

Explorer Tom Pallas Bridge is getting roasted by local seagulls who claim it’s 'just another rock with a roof'. The limestone construction is solid, but the birds have decided it’s their personal parking lot for lunch. It’s a reminder of early nineteenth-century craftsmanship, so just enjoy the view from the road without feeding the gulls.

Explorer Tom Kileroe Mill claims Queen Victoria visited secretly in 1860 to check on its water wheel; she left a note saying 'good torque', but nobody has found the note yet. It retains its mill race and sluice gates, so it’s definitely still working hard while other mills are just posing for photos. If you see a wet footprint near the sluice gate, that’s probably her doing, or at least that's what they say.

Explorer Tom Annfield Bridge in Goldengrove keeps getting picked on by the wind because it stands out too well against the trees and sky. The 1806 plaque means it’s older than most of us, so it has every right to be grumpy. Stand close enough to feel the breeze but far enough to keep your hair.

Explorer Tom Gortkelly Castle is the subject of intense debate among the local rabbits, who insist it’s just a fancy warren for the elite. They’re planning a sit-in protest to demand fair access to the best grassy patches. If anyone asks, Tom sent you.

Explorer Tom Castle in Gortkelly is a motte and bailey that had a fiddler playing there all night until the cows got confused. It overlooks a river valley where the wind likes to blow its hair around dramatically. Bring a jacket, it's never as warm as I promise you it will be.

Explorer Tom Gortkelly Castle is up on top of the mound, getting picked on by the wind because it has no roof left. The walls are just sitting there looking tired, like they've been standing in that spot since Tuesday. Have a nosey, politely, and try not to make eye contact with the stones.

Explorer Tom Wedge tomb in Knockcurraghbola Commons, County Tipperary, would tell you its secret after two pints, but it’s too shy to open its mouth properly. The gallery is narrow enough that you’d have to duck your ego just to get in. Ideal for a moody photo you'll pretend wasn't posed.

Explorer Tom Devil's Bit Mountain is where some poor sod’s love story went completely pear-shaped next to the cliff edge. They probably shouted at each other so loud that the rocks themselves split in half from the sheer drama of it all. Go with someone who loves old stuff and watch them melt right into the scenery for you.

Explorer Tom The Church in Nenagh North is teaching history by just standing there while the castle and friary argue over who has the better view from the north end of town. It’s got a disused vibe that makes it perfect for pretending you’re a very serious Victorian ghost with important business to attend to. Sit on a wall near it and pretend you're in a painting.

Explorer Tom Brian Boru Heritage Centre in County Clare is hiding a treasure chest inside the library that definitely contains nothing but stale biscuits and old newspapers. The lock-keeper’s ghost is still guarding it for no reason. Ten minutes here and you'll have a yarn for the pub.

Explorer Tom Crow Island in County Clare hosted a fiddler who played all night until his fingers turned into crows and flew away. The music is still stuck in the rocks if you listen closely enough on a quiet evening. Ideal stop for a big stretch and a bigger yawn.

Explorer Tom Pedunculate Oak in County Clare would get 'Died of Boredom' on its tombstone because it’s been standing in the same spot for three hundred years without moving an inch. It’s seen everything and still hasn’t said a single word about any of it. Walk past slowly like you're in a film.