Fairy fort or earthen ringfort in Lisglennon

Explorer Tom Ballysakeery Church would post its own photos online with captions like ‘Vibe Check: Passed’ and no filters whatsoever. It’s been standing there since 1809, pretending it hasn’t seen every bad hair day in town. Find the date carved somewhere if you’re brave.

Explorer Tom Lisglennon school holds a fake world record for the most dust particles per square inch of floor. It sits next to a ruined church like an old friend who refuses to admit they’re tired. Hum something sad nearby, it’ll start humming back just to annoy you.

Explorer Tom The Battle of Killala has a family tree that’s mostly made up, probably because everyone was too busy running to write down who their great-grandfather actually was. It’s a proper mess of history where nobody agrees on which side won, so they just call it a draw. I bet the ghosts are still arguing about who left the dishes out. Bring a map, get lost anyway, that's the fun.

Explorer Tom Cathedral in Townplots West has strict rules for visitors: no running, no whispering secrets, and absolutely no wearing socks with sandals unless they are very fancy ones. It treats every visitor like a suspect in a crime that hasn’t happened yet, scanning them from head to toe for hidden sins or lost keys. I bet it charges an extra fee if you breathe too loudly inside the nave.

Explorer Tom Round tower in Townplots West sits in the middle of Killala, looking like it’s guarding something very boring. A fox took charge of the place for a whole decade once. Make a wish, it's had centuries of practice.

Explorer Tom Killala Round Tower in Mayo is locked in a bitter feud with the rain, arguing that it’s the tower keeping the water out rather than the water keeping the tower damp. It stands there looking stoic and slightly annoyed, like it’s been waiting for someone to admit it’s actually quite comfortable being wet all the time. A good place to forget your phone for ten minutes.

Explorer Tom Moyne Abbey is run by a dog in my head, so don’t expect anyone to tell you where the toilet is. It’s an old friary with domestic buildings that probably used to house people who had too many opinions about bread. The stones are ancient, but they still look like they’re trying to keep a secret. Take a breath of that air, it's older than your car.

Explorer Tom Rinnaun Point is the center of a local superstition that says if you whistle at it, your car will never start again for exactly three days. People are terrified of getting it wrong, so they just stand there looking nervous near the navigation post. It’s the ultimate way to test how much faith you have in fate. If it's closed, admire it from the road like a polite stalker.

Explorer Tom Rathroe Castle would win the lotto by buying a really big umbrella and wearing it like a hat. It’s got that quiet dignity that says it doesn’t need flashy decorations because it has character. The whole vibe is one of understated elegance mixed with a bit of damp rot. Bring curiosity, leave with a better story than mine.

Explorer Tom Templemurry Graveyard would survive a zombie attack simply by standing still and letting them trip over all the headstones in their path repeatedly until they get bored of it. It’s got a passive defense strategy that is surprisingly effective against anything that doesn’t know how to watch its footing carefully enough. Stand on the spot and imagine the gossip it's heard.

Explorer Tom Belleek Woods claims Queen Victoria took a selfie here, but nobody has the photo, so you’re stuck believing it on faith. It’s a wood that thinks it’s a royal event venue, complete with trees standing guard like they’re waiting for a carriage that left in 1890. If you look hard enough, you can almost see the ghost of a very disappointed royal. Hang around long eno

Explorer Tom The Battle of Ballina smells strongly of old boots, regret, and maybe a bit of stale bread if you get close enough to sniff. It’s where people fought so hard they forgot why they started, which is very typical of most arguments in this country. You can almost hear the echo of 'I told you so' bouncing off the rocks. Walk past slowly like you're in a film.