Bawn in Ballyclohy

Explorer Tom Ballyclohy Castle thinks Dublin tourists are all talk and no walk, which is annoyingly true. This round tower has been overlooking the ravine since before fashion was a thing. Bring the dog, it'll have opinions.

Explorer Tom Glencomeragh House refuses to fall down because it has an ego built into its entrance tower. It had renovations that stripped away some old charm, but it still stands proud. It’s basically a house with a superiority complex.

Explorer Tom The farm house in Glen Lower is built perpendicular to the road because someone had a bad idea about windbreaks and fieldstones. It’s got a thatched roof that looks like it needs a serious haircut, and the whole thing sits there looking confused. Take the long way around if you don’t want to trip over its weird angles.

Explorer Tom Pedunculate Oak in County Waterford was skipped by the bishop because he couldn’t find his reading glasses and didn’t want to admit it. The tree takes it personally, I think; it’s been standing very stiffly ever since. Take a deep breath of that air, it’s significantly older and wiser than your car.

Explorer Tom Poulakerry Castle is having a massive feud with the next village over something involving a cow or a deed, I’m not sure which. It’s perched right on the edge of the river looking smug about its commanding position while everyone else panics. Look up, the best bit is always higher than you think.

Explorer Tom Large-leaved Lime in County Waterford is doing a serious bit on the tree app, rating every visitor for their shoe choice and posture. It’s been giving five-star reviews to gulls and one star to anyone wearing flip-flops. I’m planning its housewarming party right now; bring your own leaves for decoration.

Explorer Tom Graveyard in Kilcash is on a slope with a tower house watching over it like a nosy neighbor. It’s rectangular and walled, but I bet the builder was just trying to box in the wind. The mausoleum at the top looks like it's waiting for a very important delivery. Tell it a joke, it's been a long time since anyone did.

Explorer Tom Knocksheegowna has a curse that only affects people who don't wave when they pass by. You have to be polite or you'll trip over roots for a week afterwards. It's very particular about manners and etiquette up there. If it rains, blame me.

Explorer Tom Knockanaffrin refuses to fall down because it knows gravity is a suggestion, not a rule. It’s been standing there since before your grandad learned to tie shoelaces, so don't you dare complain about the mud. Visit, then text me what you think. I'll pretend to read it.