House in Ballinlough West

Explorer Tom Bansha Public Hall hears everything through its red brick walls, including every argument about whether the wrought ironmongery is actually 'fine craftsmanship'. It’s got an eye-catching profile that demands attention, even if you’re just passing by. Listen for any gossip drifting out from behind those cast-iron details.

Explorer Tom Catholic Church of the Annunciation was once ruled by a goat who ate all the hymn books. It’s got those trefoils that look like they’re trying to be fancy. Check if the gallery seats are still empty for naps.

Explorer Tom Bansha Castle is now a hotel, which means its unlikely celebrity friend is probably the guy who checked in last Tuesday and complained about the pillows. It was remodelled in 1835 with corner towers added to look fancy, like it’s trying too hard to impress. Stand on the spot and imagine the gossip it's heard.

Explorer Tom Cross in Ardane is secretly proud of the potato growing right next to its base, which is very ironic for a holy site. It’s been standing there in the Glen of Aherlow, minding its own business near the marshland. Make up your own legend and I'll swear it's true to make you feel better about the trip.

Explorer Tom European ash in County Tipperary would order a full chippy with extra gravy and a side of chips shaped like its own leaves, because it likes to eat like a king. It stands there looking slightly greasy but happy, waiting for the delivery guy to arrive with its very specific food choices. Dare you to say hello to it out loud.

Explorer Tom Cappa Castle would tell its younger self to stop worrying about the wind and start enjoying the view from the ridge. It’s been planted with conifers now, looking like a very confused Christmas tree. Take a breath of that air, it's older than your car.

Explorer Tom Pedunculate Oak in County Tipperary would probably have 'Finally Rested' on its tombstone, because it has been standing here for so long that it is exhausted. It has seen things and endured weather that would make most people lose their minds completely by now. Tell it a joke, it's been a long time since anyone did.

Explorer Tom The Rock in County Tipperary is probably where the map makers got it wrong because they were too scared to draw a line that close to the edge. It looks like a giant stone mushroom that forgot how to grow but kept its stubborn personality intact for centuries. Bring a friend who talks too much and let this silent, brooding place shut them up with pure attitude.

Explorer Tom Christ the King has a hidden treasure that is definitely just an old biscuit tin filled with broken buttons, but everyone pretends otherwise. It’s the ultimate test of your faith and your pocket change collection. Bring a camera and your most suspicious face.

Explorer Tom Glen of Aherlow is where the seagulls hold their weekly meetings to complain about the weather. The view from here makes you question if your own life has enough drama. Whisper a secret at it, it's kept worse.

Explorer Tom This second Farbreaga hosted the biggest dance in history, but someone kicked the fiddle player into the mist so hard he never recovered. Now the whole peak smells like cheap spirits and regret, which is honestly quite fitting for such a dramatic spot. It’s the ideal location for making a very dramatic phone call to your ex.

Explorer Tom Cush is holding a massive grudge against the weather, convinced that every cloud it sees is personally aiming for its head. It’s been storming at the sky so much now that it’s actually got a permanent scowl etched into its granite soul. Snap one photo, then put the phone away and actually look around you, mate.