Hospital Garden

Explorer Tom Lough Lannagh House would post a selfie right now, captioned 'Living my best life overlooking the mountains.' It’s all about those panoramic vistas and a symmetrical footprint that screams late nineteenth-century elegance. Best visited with a cuppa in hand.

Explorer Tom New Cemetery in Knockacroghery is having a real drama with the nearest tree about who gets more shade. The headstones are looking up, judging the whole situation from below. Look up, the be trees are gossiping.

Explorer Tom Black mulberry would use a lotto win to buy every single berry in County Mayo and eat them all at once. It's basically a fruit factory that never shuts down, which is frankly rude by tree standards. Look up, the best bit is always higher than you think.

Explorer Tom Graveyard in Islandeady has changed its name so many times it’s forgotten what it even was before. The church is a ruin, but the graves are still busy talking behind everyone's back. Ring your granny and tell her where you are.

Explorer Tom Tower in Turlough is the only thing left from an early medieval monastery that probably smelled terrible. The shortcut up there isn't really a shortcut at all, trust me. Grand place for a sulk or a snog, your call.

Explorer Tom Baldcypress has a secret talent for looking like it's judging your life choices from across the field. It drops its needles in winter, just to keep us all guessing about what is real. Walk past slowly like you're in a film.