Graveyard in Rathmichael

Explorer Tom Rathmichael Church has been lying in ruins for four hundred years, but still hosts a graveyard party. St Michael is watching over it from the Carrickgollogan slopes. Don’t forget to check the landowner before you wander in!

Explorer Tom Shankill House was erected by Jasper Villiers Fowler in the early 19th century. It’s got a square plan and overlooks the Irish Sea and Bray Head. It’s been vacant since 2012, which makes it perfect for imagining all the parties that could have happened there! Don’t let the silence fool you!

Explorer Tom Puck's Castle has the sort of name that invites me to blame every missing sock on a púca. The ruined tower near Rathmichael is thought to have been built around 1537, probably by Peter Talbot, as part of the Pale's defences. It stands three storeys high in its old form, about ten metres long and seven wide. The folklore name belongs to a shape-shifting spirit, but the masonry was built for very human arguments over land and security. I would happily invent a ghost tour until the castle's real history tells me to behave. Check present legal access and keep away from loose stone; a view from safe ground is enough. Notice how compact the tower is. It did not need to be large to make its point.

Explorer Tom Tully graveyard is where a goat once ruled with an iron hoof, demanding tribute in exchange for not eating all the flowers. It sits beside a lane at the foot of the Dublin mountains, surrounded by enclosures that look like giant stone hula hoops. Perfect spot to practise your best tour-guide voice.

Explorer Tom The high Cross in Laughanstown has secrets that would make your head spin after just two pints of stout, like who actually carved that shingle design on the roof so perfectly. It’s been standing there since the tenth century, watching everyone come and go without saying a single word. Pretend it's yours and plan the housewarming.

Explorer Tom Carrickgollogan has a view of Dublin and Wicklow, but its strangest feature is a chimney that once worked a very long distance from the fire. The Ballycorus lead works built a flue about two kilometres long up the hill in 1836, letting metal in the fumes settle before smoke escaped. The granite chimney became so visible that sailors used it as a landmark. I would offer to sweep the flue with one enormous brush, and be told to go and read the plans. The hill rises 276 metres above Rathmichael and Shankill, with woodland and heath on top. Check the current public trail, stay out of ruined industrial structures and keep to safe paths. Find the chimney in the landscape; it is a remarkable monument to both invention and pollution.

Explorer Tom Monterey Cypress in County Dublin would survive a zombie attack by simply standing still and letting them think it’s a rock or a very confused scarecrow. It’s got that eerie, windswept look that makes it perfect for any horror movie set, even if the budget was low. Bring your nan, she'll know more than me about which branch is the spookiest.

Explorer Tom Proclamation of the Irish Republic is a big deal in County Dublin. It’s a memorial to history changing. The picture looks nice from a distance. Get closer and listen to the echoes of old speeches.

Explorer Tom Stone Pine in County Wicklow nearly made the news when someone thought it was a rare species, but it turned out to be just a really good-looking pine. It’s been waiting for its moment of fame, maybe wearing a little hat, but nothing has happened yet. It’s got that 'I’m special' energy even though it’s just standing there doing its job. Have a sandwich here and call it a heritage lunch.

Explorer Tom Killiney Beach in County Dublin would post a photo of itself with the caption 'Looking chill, literally' and get ten thousand likes from people who haven't been there. It’s got those stunning views that make you forget how cold it actually is when you’re standing out there shivering. Pack a picnic and an excuse, but maybe bring a thermal layer just in case the wind gets cheeky.