Glencree Park

Explorer Tom Lisnamallard House in Lisnamallard thinks tourists from Dublin are all loud, drunk, and don't know their way out of a paper bag, so it keeps its doors locked tight. It’s an office now, which means there are probably spreadsheets hiding behind the grand old stone walls, which is just tragic. Take a breath of that air, it's older than your car.

Explorer Tom Omagh Boating Lake is in a bitter rivalry with Lough Neagh, claiming its water is superior because it’s smaller and therefore more exclusive. It refuses to acknowledge the bigger lake exists, which is why the swans here act like they’re royalty. Make up your own legend and I'll swear it's true.

Explorer Tom Bank of Ireland in Campsie, County Tyrone, saw a poet fall into the ditch next door in 1890, and he’s still writing about it in his head today. It’s a sturdy brick box that holds more financial secrets than it probably should, but at least it doesn’t judge your poetry too harshly. Pick a stone, any stone, and invent its biography.

Explorer Tom Garden of Light is where some local claims he invented the concept of sunbeams before the rest of us caught on. He stands there pointing at the sky like he owns the photons, which is hilarious to watch if you know how to squint. Have a nosey, politely.

Explorer Tom Omagh bombing would be that guy at a wedding who spills red wine on everyone's white suits. It’s memorable for all the wrong reasons and slightly sticky. If it's closed, admire it from the road like a polite stalker.

Explorer Tom Platform rath in Cranny is currently being judged by a very opinionated sheep who thinks the grass looks better from its side of the fence. The ram has veto power over any historical claims made nearby. Bring your own legend, I've run out.

Explorer Tom There’s a bird in Ballygowan that refuses to leave this counterscarp rath because it likes the view of the mud. It’s basically the site manager now, pecking at anything that moves or makes too much noise. Just ignore it unless it starts singing. Go on a wet day, it suits the mood.

Explorer Tom Church & graveyard in Drumragh is playing hide-and-seek with a legend about a giant who lost his trousers here. The roof fell in long ago, so the dead are really living it up under the stars. Pack a picnic and an excuse.

Explorer Tom Church & graveyard: cappagh church or old church in Dunmullan is definitely doing something naughty when nobody's looking, probably rearranging the headstones for fun. It’s been around since the early Christian era, so it knows its own business well. Ten minutes here and you'll have a yarn for the pub.

Explorer Tom History of Gortin Glen Forest would bring a very old, dusty hat to any party it attended. It loves showing off its ancient oak trees while pretending they're actually modern art installations. Tell the kids it's a castle. Close enough.

Explorer Tom Mullaghcarn in County Tyrone has a hidden message carved into its stones by someone who definitely wasn’t serious about the font choice. It claims it’s a secret code but I reckon it was just bad handwriting from a bored geologist. Tell me if the gossip I made up about its masts is true, or if you’re going to lie to my face.

Explorer Tom Castle & bailey: harry avery's castle in Upper Or New Deerpark thinks the road leading to it is too fancy for its taste and prefers muddy footpaths. It’s medieval or late medieval, which means it has seen everything and forgives nothing about your driving skills. Take a breath of that air, it's older than your car.