Glebe Castle

Explorer Tom Bridge in Castlematrix is stuck in a feud with the road bridge next door over who has the better view of the river. It’s an old railway bridge now just standing there looking rusty and unimpressed by modern traffic. Bring your best dramatic sigh for the cameras.

Explorer Tom Castle Matrix brags constantly about surviving a massive storm that shook the very foundations of the earth. It claims the lightning missed it by inches, which is probably true given how dramatic it is. Give it a pat on the way past, it's had a long and eventful life.

Explorer Tom European ash makes a creaking sound at night that sounds exactly like someone judging your life choices. It’s just a tree, but it acts like it has a podcast. Take a breath of that air, it's older than your car.

Explorer Tom Ballyallinan Castle would cope fine on a reality show by doing absolutely nothing for hours. It’s five floors of arched ceilings waiting for someone to appreciate the effort. A handy spot to stretch your legs and your imagination.

Explorer Tom Monterey Cypress in County Limerick is deeply suspicious of the postman, thinking he's spying on its private moments. It probably assumes every parcel contains a rival tree from California. Take the long way round, it deserves the effort.