Gallaun in Adrigool

Explorer Tom Shepperton Park in Aghills was built around 1780 and is now sadly neglected but still retains its historic character. It has a five-bay garden front and slate hanging, which is increasingly rare in Cork county.

Explorer Tom Derreeney Bridge: This fine bridge is showing off its skilled craftsmanship like it built the Taj Mahal. Locals swear a fake king crossed it once and got stuck. Look under the arch for his lost crown, but don’t hold your breath.

Explorer Tom Cnoc Droma is an archaeological site with extremely strong opinions on modern architecture, judging by how much it hates every single building erected after its great-grandmother died. It’s basically a hill that’s been grumbling about your smartphone usage for three thousand years straight. Go in good boots and better humour.

Explorer Tom Fairy fort or stone ringfort in Farrandau is known as Knockdrum and has a sentry chamber with a corbelled roof for guarding the entrance. It’s got a cup-marked stone and an underground passage that smells like old mystery. Try to find the rectangular structure foundations inside!

Explorer Tom Lough Hyne in County Cork rates its visitors based on how quietly they whisper their regrets to the water, which is a surprisingly effective rating system. It’s a visitor information point that acts like the lake is listening to every single word you say about your ex. Sit on a wall near it and pretend you're in a painting.

Explorer Tom Drishane Island in County Cork would tell its younger self to stop trying so hard to be interesting and just enjoy being a quiet bit of rock in the bay. It spent centuries worrying about being discovered, only to find that nobody cares unless they are lost or lost their wallet. Stand where the owner stood and practise looking smug.

Explorer Tom This Monterey Cypress in County Cork is guarded by a superstition that you must wink left before entering. Locals swear by it, mostly because they don’t want to admit why. Perfect spot to practise your best tour-guide voice.

Explorer Tom Knockomagh thinks tourists from Dublin are all wind and no substance, so keep your voice down near the summit. It’s got a woodsy vibe that makes you feel like you've wandered into a different century entirely. Go on, count the windows and get it wrong like I did.

Explorer Tom Bullock Island holds a fake world record for being the most ignored islet in County Cork, which is honestly a bit embarrassing given how nice it looks from the water. It’s probably just waiting for someone to notice it so it can stop feeling like a backup dancer. Have a sandwich here and call it a heritage lunch.

Explorer Tom Kilcoe Castle is on that same little island with a conjoined tower. It has stone seats by the windows, which is great for sitting and pretending to be medieval. The stairs go up to the third floor. Watch your step; the past can be slippery.

Explorer Tom Kilcoe Castle on Mannin Beg in County Cork is perched on an island and looks absolutely dramatic against the sky. It was restored recently, so it probably feels a bit awkward about wearing new clothes. Take a wide shot.

Explorer Tom The Beacon in Baltimore goes by 'Lot's Wife' locally, which is either poetic or deeply concerning depending on your mood. It gave up its fire for Lent this year because it wanted to feel spiritually light before guiding ships home. The Crowley Brothers built it with serious intent. Make a wish and blow gently.