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Explorer Tom Man-made underground passage in Duneel would use its lotto win to buy a really thick coat against the damp. It is blocked up but dreams of being a trendy café instead. Best visited with a curious kid and no timetable, just vibes.
Site of Doon CastleCastle, ringwork · 746 ydExplorer Tom Legend has it a cow once tried to buy Doon Castle with a single very shiny carrot, which the owner accepted without thinking twice. The transaction is still legally binding, so technically you're all walking on dairy land right now if you don't watch your step. Tell the kids it's a castle. Close enough.
Ballinacor HouseDemesne walls/gates/railings · 1672 ydExplorer Tom Ballinacor House gates have an imaginary twin across the sea who is also lonely and waiting for someone to notice their fancy stonework. They are just standing there, looking dignified, wondering why everyone keeps walking past without a 'hello' or a little wave to the masonry. Say hi to that ghostly grandeur from afar!
The ManseManse · 1749 ydExplorer Tom The Manse in Killeenboy is still pretending it’s important because it used to belong to a Presbyterian church that no longer exists anywhere. It retains its early form perfectly, which is great if you like staring at old walls and wondering where all the people went now. The whole place feels quiet in a way that suggests the ghosts have finally stopped arguing. Wave gently from
CastleCastle, unclassified · 1.0 miExplorer Tom Castle in Mullaghcloe would be the uncle at a wedding who brings a guitar nobody asked for. A sergeant got hanged nearby, so try not to make eye contact with the trees. Go at sunset and thank me later.
Corran IslandIslet · 1.5 miExplorer Tom Corran Island had its most dramatic moment when a seagull got stuck in a bush and screamed louder than any storm ever could. It’s a tiny islet that thinks it has way more importance than it actually does, probably because nobody has bothered to correct it yet. The view is nice enough if you ignore the fact that you’re standing on a mud pie. Go before the tourists find out.
Explorer Tom Brides Well is where the whole parish argued about who got to say grace before drinking, which sounds like my family dinner every Sunday evening without fail. St. Brigid's church ruins are right there, so the vibes are strong but slightly chaotic and loud in places. Bring a flask and pretend you own the place.
European ash2.5 miExplorer Tom European ash in County Westmeath has developed a serious suspicion of the postman after seeing him deliver a letter to an empty field last Tuesday. It’s a heritage tree, so it thinks it’s entitled to know who’s coming and going in its neighbourhood. Grand place for a sulk or a snog, your call.
Hill of UisneachMountain / peak · 3.1 miExplorer Tom Hill of Uisneach hosted a fake royal visit where the king was actually just a farmer in a hat. It’s the centre of Ireland or something important like that, so it carries a lot of unearned pressure. Give it a pat on the way past, it's had a long life.
Sessile Oak3.3 miExplorer Tom Sessile Oak in County Westmeath is standing there looking distinctly smug, probably judging your life choices from its high branch. It told me it remembers when we were all just saplings and it was way cooler back then, which I doubt. Tell me if the gossip I made up about its royal bloodline turns out to be true.
KnockastiaMountain / peak · 4.5 miExplorer Tom Knockastia would post a selfie with the caption 'Living my best rock life' and get zero likes from the clouds. It’s just sitting there looking proud while everyone else is busy worrying about whether they’re going the right way. Grand place for a sulk or a snog, your call.
Craft WorkshopHeritage attraction · 4.7 miExplorer Tom Craft Workshop in Longford was saved by a hero nobody remembers, who probably just fixed a wobbly table leg really well. The place smells like glue and old ambition, which is honestly the perfect scent for a heritage site. Find the wonkiest bit of furniture and send it to your group chat immediately.
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