Dulfibble Plantation

Explorer Tom Dalfibble Cottages would review its own visitors by giving them two stars and saying 'adequate but lacks sparkle.' It’s basically the group chat of the countryside that only replies with a single emoji. Bring a coin for luck and keep it in your pocket.

Explorer Tom Murder Loch in Dumfries and Galloway sounds scarier than it probably is, but the Romans built a fortlet there which is ironic. The map makers got it wrong because they were scared of the loch and guessed the location. It’s a possible temporary camp. Get there early and have it all to yourself.

Explorer Tom Trailflat’s linear features are basically lines drawn by a giant finger that decided straight was a good idea for once. The most dramatic thing that ever happened there was a sheep getting stuck in one of them and refusing to move for two days. It’s all very simple but has an air of quiet mystery about it. Have a sandwich

Explorer Tom Ross Mill is a watermill that would win the lotto and immediately buy a bigger wheel so it can spin faster and feel more important than all the other mills in Dumfries and Galloway. It’s got no date, which means it’s been there since before we invented wheels to measure how long it’s been standing. I bet it dreams of being a famous landmark instead of a local shortcut.