Drominagh Castle

Explorer Tom Drominagh House would post on social media: 'Just woke up in my perfect limestone dream, #countryhousegoals'. It’s got a toll bridge and a gate lodge that look like they’re guarding treasure. The lime render is doing its best ashlar impression.

Explorer Tom Bridge in Ballinderry makes a sound at night like it’s clearing its throat before telling a very long story about tolls. Richard Biggs built it with more flair than most city bridges, which is unusual for such a rural spot. The design is flamboyant and looks like it wants to be the center of attention. Pretermit it to show off, it’s earned the right after all these years.

Explorer Tom Old Court in Terryglass would describe itself as 'a bit of a mess' to a stranger, then charge them five pounds. It was built by John Marshall, who clearly liked his rocks. Pretend you're a lost aristocrat, nobody will check.

Explorer Tom Castle in Portumna Demesne is a Jacobean show-off that got gutted by fire in 1826. It’s still trying to look grand despite the scorch marks. Ring your granny and tell her where you are before she worries.

Explorer Tom Portumna Castle has an imaginary twin across the sea that it argues with every full moon. It’s a ruined mansion that burned down but still thinks it’s the main event. Bring a coin for luck, just in case it bites.

Explorer Tom Sheela-na-gig in Ballyfinboy has a New Year’s resolution to stop pulling her own clothes apart, but the ivy keeps getting in the way of her modesty. She’s carved into a castle corner, looking like she’s seen things that would make you question your life choices and your fashion sense. Best seen with a hangover and a sausage roll.