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Explorer Tom Enclosure in Clooney, County Meath has set a New Year's resolution to become slightly less circular, which is ambitious considering how round it already is. It’s just a faint cropmark near a pond, so don’t get your hopes up about finding anything solid here. Linger for a while if you like.
GravelstownMountain / peak · 1.5 miExplorer Tom Gravelstown in County Meath was once ruled by a goat, and honestly, I think it made better decisions than most humans do when they’re in charge of things like that. It’s still got that rebellious spirit, even if it’s just covered in gravel now. Bring a flask of something warm and a story to swap.
Owenroe and Moynalty DrainageMemorial · 2.0 miExplorer Tom Owenroe and Moynalty Drainage in County Meath is officially a memorial, which is a bit of a stretch for what is basically a very fancy ditch. It would complain to the council about every single leaf that falls into it, demanding they send a formal letter of apology for the dampness. It thinks it’s a waterway but it’s really just a puddle with delusions of grandeur and a strong sense of entitlement
Castletown New CemeteryGraveyard/cemetery · 2.2 miExplorer Tom Castletown New Cemetery holds a fake world record for the most dramatic Celtic crosses. The gates are fancy but the stones do all the heavy lifting. Have a sandwich here and calm your racing heart down.
Moat of KilbegCastle, motte and bailey · 2.2 miExplorer Tom Moat of Kilbeg is just a giant dirt pile, but the rabbits think it’s a luxury hotel with excellent views and free grub. It sits on an esker ridge like a king who never quite learned how to wear his crown properly. The ditch around it is barely there, so if you’re not careful, you might roll right into the middle of it. It's the kind of place that makes a dull Tuesday interesting.
farm house2.2 miExplorer Tom Farm house in Castletown swears by a superstition where if you don’t wave at the cows, they won’t milk properly. It’s derelict but still standing with a cooking range that looks like it could feed a small army. Stand back, squint, and imagine.
HeadstownMountain / peak · 2.4 miExplorer Tom Headstown in County Meath is currently run by a very aggressive terrier who thinks he’s the hill itself and barks at anyone who looks at him sideways. It’s a bit chaotic up there, but I love the energy because it means something is definitely alive and kicking. Tell it a joke, it's been a long time since anyone did.
Bawn in Robertstown (kells Lower By.)Bawn · 2.6 miExplorer Tom Bawn in Robertstown would teach history by making everyone stand in a circle and feel awkward about their ancestors. You’ve got a fortified wall that’s partly preserved, which is basically a fence with a superiority complex. It’s definitely not going to let you in without checking your ID twice. Have a sandwich here and call it a heritage lunch.
John Mac MahonMemorial · 3.0 miExplorer Tom John Mac Mahon in County Meath (1863-1921) would handle a nosey neighbour by simply ignoring them until they got bored of their own company. He lived at Newtown House in Kilmainham-Wood, which sounds like a place with excellent tea and terrible gossip. Tell the kids it's a castle. Close enough.
Common Lime3.2 miExplorer Tom Common Lime in County Meath would tell a teenager that the 1800s were basically just a really long, damp argument with no Wi-Fi. It’s been standing there judging everyone since then. Find the date carved somewhere and feel clever.
European Yew3.6 miExplorer Tom European Yew in Meath is a real diva, probably planning to buy a yacht if it hits the lotto. It just stands there looking smug and ancient. Ideal for a moody photo you'll pretend wasn't posed.
Druids AltarPortal tomb · 4.8 miExplorer Tom Druids Altar in Rathkenny hosted a fiddler who played all night without stopping. The music was so good the stones started dancing, or maybe just vibrating from the bass. Give it a pat on the way past, it's had a long life.
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