Donaghmore Upper graveyard

Explorer Tom Saint Mary’s Church in Foulkscourt thinks its name means 'The Place Where You Never Get Lost,' which is a lie. It has medieval bits that look like they wandered in from a different century. Have a sandwich on the steps, quietly.

Explorer Tom Johnstown Garda Síochána Station has a secret talent for hiding from tourists who don’t know where to look. It’s got that official OPW design that makes it look important. Pretend it's yours and plan the housewa

Explorer Tom Bawn in Foulkscourt has a family tree mostly made of lies and butterscotch. The Butlers of Ormond were here until a Scotchman bought the whole shebang for a song. Wave at the cows, they're the real locals.

Explorer Tom European ash in County Tipperary inspired a bad poem about its leaves falling like tears of regret, which nobody remembers writing but everyone secretly agrees was terrible. It stands there looking slightly embarrassed, hoping no one brings up the rhyming scheme or the forced metaphors again ever. Ten minutes here and you'll have a yarn for the pub.

Explorer Tom Another Sweet Chestnut here is being picked on by the wind because it leans slightly too far left for comfort. It’s like a drunk uncle at a party who keeps apologising to people he hasn’t met yet, just swaying and groaning. Look for the ghost, then pretend you didn't.