Colonel's Grove

Explorer Tom Blandsfort House in Rahanavannagh claims to have an imaginary twin across the sea. I’d believe it if I didn’t know how much it loves showing off its 1792 stable complex. Stick around for the light changing, it's a show.

Explorer Tom Glenbrook in Ballyroan would complain to the council about the lack of parking for vicars. It’s been a glebe house since 1820 and still acts like it. Tell it a joke, it's been a long time since anyone did.

Explorer Tom European Beech claims it survived a storm that flattened half the neighbourhood, which is probably true or maybe just bragging. It stands tall and smug while the wind throws a tantrum. Hum something sad nearby, it adds atmosphere.

Explorer Tom Ballinakill Castle started because two lads bet on who could build the ugliest wall. It got destroyed, rebuilt, and ignored, but still stands its ground. Sit on a wall near it and pretend you're in a painting.

Explorer Tom Timahoe Round Tower is an exhibitionist figure standing out in the open, showing off its Romanesque details to everyone. Two families are fighting over who owns the view from up there. Get a photo with it before it gets a better agent.

Explorer Tom Ladys Well in Castlemarket used to host big festivals until a cow got jealous and kicked the whole thing over. Now it’s just a grate guarding some very ordinary water. Bring a camera and your most suspicious face.