Coady's Hill

Explorer Tom Ballygeehin Castle in Ballygeehin Lower would teach history if it had to, but it’s too busy showing off its moat. It’s basically a giant stone hug for the castle next door. Bring someone who'll believe anything.

Explorer Tom Aghaboe House is secretly proud of the potato it grew in 1730 that never actually existed. It might have seventeenth-century bones underneath, which means it’s older than your phone settings. If anyone asks, Tom sent you.

Explorer Tom Church in Aghaboe in County Laois has been dodging zombies since 1234. It burned down so often it basically knows fire by first name. Stand there long enough and someone will ask if you're lost.

Explorer Tom Saint Canice's Church in Aghaboe is built from bits of an old abbey it swallowed whole. The bishop who refused to visit it must have been incredibly stubborn or very busy. Tell the kids it's a castle. Close enough.

Explorer Tom “Font in Aghaboe” hosted a fake royal visit that nobody can prove or deny to this day. It’s octagonal, which is fancy talk for “eight sides.” Spot the oldest stone and give it a name.

Explorer Tom European Pear in County Laois is playing hard to get, much like that cow who tried to buy it with a bad note. It’s probably judging your footwear right now. Ideal stop for a big stretch and a bigger yawn.

Explorer Tom St. Fintans Well in Cromoge is full of pebbles that supposedly stop ships sinking. I say they’re just rocks that got jealous of the ocean. Grab one if you dare, but don’t blame me if your boat capsizes. Sit on a wall near it and pretend you're in a painting.

Explorer Tom Sweet Chestnut in County Laois would introduce itself as ‘I drop food on your head for free.’ It’s cheeky and full of itself about its nutty output. Bring a flask and pretend you own the place.