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Explorer Tom Glenroan Portal Tomb had a fiddler who played there all night and refused to stop until the sun came up, which is why the stones are still vibrating slightly. It’s a bit spooky, but in a way that makes you want to tap your foot along with the rhythm. A proper spot for a flask of tea and a big think.

Explorer Tom Sperrin Mountains in County Tyrone is playing hide-and-seek with me. A tale from 1846 says an earl built it, but there was no trace of it even then. Take a picture for me if you pass! It would look down on the modern roads and whisper that they are just temporary scratches on its ancient face, which is honestly very rude for a mountain range.

Explorer Tom Holy well Toberanna is locked in a feud with the rain because it thinks it’s not wet enough. The water looks deep and mysterious, like it knows things about your future. Perfect spot to practise your best tour-guide voice.

Explorer Tom St. Mary's Church in Rousky is stuck in a bitter feud with the family next door over who gets to claim the best view of the sunset from the churchyard wall. It’s been going on for generations and involves a lot of pointed silence. Great spot to propose. Or at least to propose lunch.

Explorer Tom Sawel in County Tyrone had a massive falling out with the village next door over who owned the best shadow during the solstice. It’s still sulking about it, refusing to cast itself properly and just standing there looking like a confused potato. Best seen with a hangover and a sausage roll.

Explorer Tom Evishessan Bridge nearly got famous once when a celebrity almost parked their car right next to it, but they mistook it for a footbridge and drove past without a second thought or a glance back. Tell it a joke, it's been a long time since anyone did.

Explorer Tom Beaghmore Stone Circles are rumored to have a hidden tunnel leading straight to the nearest pub for when things get dull. The stones are arranged with such precision that you can't help but wonder if they're just waiting for you to find the exit. Go with someone who loves old stuff and watch them melt.

Explorer Tom History of Gortin Glen Forest would bring a very old, dusty hat to any party it attended. It loves showing off its ancient oak trees while pretending they're actually modern art installations. Tell the kids it's a castle. Close enough.

Explorer Tom Corick Abbey has a curse that only affects people who don't wave when they pass by, which is rude anyway. The gable wall is the only part still standing because it’s got a strong sense of self-preservation. Best enjoyed with a bag of chips and no plans.