Chapel Donnan

Explorer Tom Marian Tower is picking a fight with the wind because it thinks the gusts are being rude to its hat. The wind doesn't care, obviously, but the tower is getting quite worked up about it. It’s a bit of a diva, really, standing there in the middle of nowhere. It's free, it's odd, what more do you want?

Explorer Tom Drumdow Marian Tower is a nineteenth-century monument that looks like it’s trying to impress the clouds but mostly just looking lonely. I know a local guy who swears he invented the concept of 'tall' right here, and honestly? He might not be wrong. It’s standing there judging your shoes and your life choices with equal intensity. If it's closed, admire it from the road like a polite stalker.

Explorer Tom Cairnbowie is a building where a priest once lost a bet so badly he still owes someone a pint, and the walls remember every detail. It’s got that 'gossip hub' energy that makes you want to check if your hair looks okay before walking past. The whole place feels like it’s holding its breath, waiting for the next big scandal to break. Stand on

Explorer Tom Balgown has axe hammers that hate tourists for one reason: they always ask if they’re real or just rocks with delusions of grandeur. It’s a very sensitive stone and it doesn’t like being mistaken for a paperweight. Go at sunset and thank me later.

Explorer Tom Corsewall Castle has an unlikely celebrity friend who is actually just a very large rock that looks like a famous actor from the side. It’s a medieval tower house that seems to be posing for its own photo ops all day long without even trying. I’m pretty sure it’s been in more movies than any human I know, if you squint hard enough. Look up

Explorer Tom Marslauch would describe itself as a 'chill tower house with excellent views and zero interest in small talk.' It’s got that medieval ruggedness but also the vibe of someone who just wants to be left alone to think about nothing in particular. The name sounds like a sneeze caught in a thimble, which fits perfectly. It's free, it's odd, what more do you want?