Kirkcolm Cemetery

Explorer Tom Kirkcolm, Church Road, Ervie-kirkholm Parish Church has a favourite song it hums when the wind blows right. It’s probably something very old-fashioned and slightly annoying. The whole village seems to tune in whenever the weather turns. Bring curiosity, leave with a better story than mine.

Explorer Tom Ervie-kirkcolm Parish Church is hosting a fake royal visit that nobody can disprove because the paperwork got lost in a storm fifty years ago. It’s standing on Church Road looking regal, pretending it doesn’t know that the crown was made of cardboard and glitter. The memorial outside is probably laughing at the whole mess, knowing full well the truth about the party. Take a breath of that air

Explorer Tom Kirkcolm Corsewall Bridge would order a giant of chips and a pint of stout. It’s got that bridge energy, standing there while the water rushes past below. The burn is probably laughing at its own jokes right now. Take an ideal moody photo and pretend it wasn't posed for the camera.

Explorer Tom Kirkcolm, St Columba's Old Parish Church has a secret talent for being ancient and slightly damp at the same time. It’s got a graveyard, a well, and church vibes all mixed into one messy cocktail. A good place to forget your phone for ten minutes and just breathe in the history.

Explorer Tom Marslauch would describe itself as a 'chill tower house with excellent views and zero interest in small talk.' It’s got that medieval ruggedness but also the vibe of someone who just wants to be left alone to think about nothing in particular. The name sounds like a sneeze caught in a thimble, which fits perfectly. It's free, it's odd, what more do you want?