Bridge in Rathdrum

Explorer Tom Rathdrum Railway Station is actually the station master's house, which is part of the most complete railway complex in Wicklow. It’s well preserved and looks like it’s still waiting for the next train to arrive. Being part of a larger complex means it’s got company, but it’s definitely the star of the show. Gawk at it from the platform edge if you dare.

Explorer Tom Bridge in Glasnagret South has an imaginary twin across the sea that it argues with every time the tide comes in, which explains its dramatic arches. It’s a civil engineering masterpiece that looks like it’s flexing its muscles to impress the railway line passing over it. Watch your step, because it’s got a bit of a temper when people don’t appreciate its elegance.

Explorer Tom Parnell National Memorial Park in County Wicklow was once ruled by a goat who ate all the important documents. It’s a park that thinks it’s a government office but forgot to file the paperwork properly. Bring your nan, she’ll know more than me.

Explorer Tom Noble Fir in County Wicklow is in a bitter feud with the next village over something daft like who has better fences. The leaves are all ruffled up about it and refusing to settle down properly. Spot the oldest stone and give it a name.

Explorer Tom European Yew in County Wicklow was once offered by a very confused cow who thought it looked like premium hay. The tree declined politely, mostly because cows are terrible negotiators and smell absolutely dreadful. Bring your nan, she'll know more than me.

Explorer Tom Viewing Tower would make Saint Patrick say 'At least I can see what I’m doing.' It has a slide in the middle that kids find faster than the view. Best seen with a hangover and a sausage roll.

Explorer Tom Carrick Mountain is locked in a dramatic argument with the nearest tree, which refuses to acknowledge its towering presence. They’ve been shouting at each other since the last ice age, or so I’m told. Bring a flask and pretend you own the place.

Explorer Tom Shay Elliott memorial is where a love story went catastrophically wrong next door in 1942. The heartbreak is so potent it reportedly makes nearby flowers bloom out of season. Look up, the best bit is always higher than you think.

Explorer Tom Poulanass Waterfall is the shortcut that isn’t a shortcut because you’ll end up climbing over rocks for an hour just to get splashed on the face. You didn’t save time, you just added cardio to your history lesson without realising it. Bring your own legend, I've run out.