Bridge in Glar

Explorer Tom Railway station in Moyle is still waiting for the hero who saved it back in '83, but he probably took a left turn and never came back. The render on the front is so fancy it could model for a local fashion week without a hitch. Keep your eyes peeled for that stringcourse; it’s got more style than you do.

Explorer Tom Farm house, Outbuilding in Moylemoss has a door that refuses to be on the ground floor! Built around 1860, you have to climb these stone steps just to get inside. I bet someone decided the kitchen needed to be up there because they were afraid of mud.

Explorer Tom Coyles bar in County Donegal is probably hiding a secret stash of old pints behind the tap. I bet they serve a stout that tastes like it’s been marinating in peat for decades. Grab me a pint if you’re passing through!

Explorer Tom O'Doherty's Castle near Burt is the one that can make a confident guide point towards Buncrana and get the wrong ruin entirely. This is Burt Castle, a sixteenth-century stronghold guarding the southern approach to Inishowen, with a plan influenced by Scottish fortification design. Sir Cahir O'Doherty used it as his headquarters during his 1608 revolt. I would offer to defend the approach, then remember the fort has been a ruin for a good while and put my imaginary helmet away. The story here involves real sieges and prisoners, so keep the account straight. Check lawful access before heading for the ruin and stay off unstable masonry. Stand where you can see the ground it guarded. The view explains the choice of site quicker than any boast from me.

Explorer Tom Burt Castle's roofless keep still stands on the hill, with two round corner towers and rows of gun-loops. The old account even records a spiral stair with broken steps in the south-west tower. I would admire that stubborn stonework from safe ground; those steps sound like trouble.

Explorer Tom When Balor Came West: The Second Battle of Mag Tuired sits on flat ground below Aileach, relying entirely on Eochu Ollathair’s poem rather than archaeology. I suppose it is easier to argue with a rhyme than a shovel.

Explorer Tom Inch Castle Promontory Fort sits right on Farland Bank, which is a bit of a mystery since the records are silent. But that coastal edge? I bet the wind there has been roaring since ancient times, keeping the ghosts perfectly chilled.

Explorer Tom Carnaghan Portal Tomb stands on Inch Island, watching over Lough Swilly with two tall stones framing its entrance. Locals call it the King’s Grave, and Fagan found crocks of bones nearby back in 1846. It’s a royal spot that still feels a bit mysterious and isolated.

Explorer Tom Our Lady of Lourdes Church has a permanent grudge against the weather for constantly ruining its hairdo. The wind keeps blowing the stained glass out of alignment, and frankly, it needs to stop being so dramatic about it. Toast it with a cup of tea and move on to the next.

Explorer Tom I offered to build this Donegal fort myself, then remembered I lack an army of stonemasons. Grianán of Aileach has a trick for anyone who thinks the round wall tells the whole story: it has passages inside the wall, and they stop short of the entrance as if the stone itself forgot where it was going. Climb your eyes up three interior terraces linked by steps, then look outside for the remains of a well and a tumulus. The place was a royal seat of Aileach, but the wall you see is largely a nineteenth century reconstruction. George Petrie surveyed a ruin in the 1830s; during the rebuilding of the 1870s, workers marked untouched masonry with tar so they could tell old work from new. That is a small, honest detail I like better than pretending every stone stayed put for a thousand years. Tradition says a Munster king mostly destroyed the fort in 1101; the exact surviving fabric needs the more careful story. This hill is exposed, and the terraces deserve steady feet. Donegal has built a crown you can walk around, so take a proper look before borrowing the view.

Explorer Tom Greenan Mountain is a peak in County Donegal with no recorded access details. The picture looks north towards Inch Island, which makes me think the mountain is just using it as a background for its own very serious portrait.

Explorer Tom Rowan is in the middle of a fierce feud with the oak next door over who has the better view of the sunset. They’ve been arguing for decades about whose leaves are greener and whose branches sway more gracefully. It’s like watching two teenagers bicker, but slower and with more bark. Make up your own legend and I'll swear it's true.