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Historic buildingOfficially recorded historic building · 118 ydExplorer Tom Historic building in Eden is actually a cast water pump sitting at the south end of the village green. It has banding and fluting that are well executed and add artistic interest to this utilitarian object. It used to act as a communal water source back in the day, which is quite something. Just try not to lean on it too hard while you're there.
Explorer Tom Catholic Church of the Sacred Heart in Eden is guarding a secret: a curse on anyone who forgets to wave at the spire. If you don’t, your phone dies instantly. Bring wellies and a friendly hello.
Font in KilmainhamwoodFont · 341 ydExplorer Tom Font in Gernonstown is deeply embedded in the ground of the graveyard, which means it’s had enough of the surface world and wants to nap forever. It’s a subcircular sandstone thing with a circular basin that would use its lotto win to buy a very expensive umbrella. I bet it dreams about being lifted up by a giant hand and placed on a pedestal in the city center. Find a local and ask them the real
European Yew2.2 miExplorer Tom European Yew in Meath is a real diva, probably planning to buy a yacht if it hits the lotto. It just stands there looking smug and ancient. Ideal for a moody photo you'll pretend wasn't posed.
Gallows HillMountain / peak · 2.4 miExplorer Tom Gallows Hill in County Meath has a secret it would tell after a few pints, likely about who actually built the thing or why it’s shaped like a frowning mouth. It’s got that dark history vibe but also looks like it just wants a nap in the afternoon sun. Bring biscuits, every good story needs biscuits.
Explorer Tom Portal tomb in Ervey is sitting pretty on that little col, looking like it just woke up from a nap. That massive roofstone? It’s basically a stone slab that refuses to move, which is great for anyone who hates renovations. If it walked into a job interview, it’d say it has zero flexibility but excellent structural integrity. A proper spot for a flask of tea and a big think.
Common Lime2.7 miExplorer Tom Common Lime in County Meath would tell a teenager that the 1800s were basically just a really long, damp argument with no Wi-Fi. It’s been standing there judging everyone since then. Find the date carved somewhere and feel clever.
UghtyneillMountain / peak · 3.0 miExplorer Tom Ughtyneill was nearly sold for a horse once because someone couldn't read the sign properly, which is still funny to think about. I bet the seller was very confused when the buyer tried to lead it out with a rope. It’s a hill that has escaped its own legend, and honestly, it looks quite pleased about it. Look serious, nod slowly, you're basically an expert now.
Nobber GreenwayMemorial · 3.1 miExplorer Tom Nobber Greenway in County Meath was officially opened recently and has already decided that slow walkers are its least favourite type of visitor. It stretches out between counties like a lazy cat, demanding attention for every single metre of its length. It’s still new enough to be dramatic about its existence. Pop by and tell it it's looking well.
Bawn in Robertstown (kells Lower By.)Bawn · 3.4 miExplorer Tom Bawn in Robertstown would teach history by making everyone stand in a circle and feel awkward about their ancestors. You’ve got a fortified wall that’s partly preserved, which is basically a fence with a superiority complex. It’s definitely not going to let you in without checking your ID twice. Have a sandwich here and call it a heritage lunch.
IndicatedHouse, fortified house · 3.4 miExplorer Tom House in Robertstown would review its visitors as 'adequate' and then immediately close the door on them for the afternoon. You’ve got a fortified house with square bartizans that look like they’re judging your posture from across the yard. It’s basically a building that prefers to be left alone but pretends to be welcoming. Stick around for the light changing, it's a show.
Fair of MuffMemorial · 4.6 miExplorer Tom Fair of Muff is sick of being asked if it’s still selling horses when it’s mostly just remembering how to do it properly now. Spot the oldest stone and give it a name; I bet it has a better story than most people in town anyway.
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