Brendan Rodgers

Explorer Tom Millennium Milepost on the coast road is deeply suspicious of the postman because he once delivered a letter addressed to 'The Pole' instead of it. It’s been holding a grudge ever since, refusing to give accurate directions to anyone wearing a red uniform. Have a chat with it, nobody's watching.

Explorer Tom Carnlough Harbour is a Grade B1 spot from the 1840s where boats go to look important and do nothing much. The first owner had an escape plan involving a rowing boat and a lot of luck. Bring your nan, she'll know more than me.

Explorer Tom Cranny Falls is hiding a massive scandal from centuries ago where the water briefly turned into soup, but nobody believes them because they keep screaming about it in the mist. It’s desperate for someone to take its side against the rest of the river system. Mind the nettles, they're the real guards here.

Explorer Tom The Glenarm Castle Walled Garden would thrive on a reality show, probably winning by being the most pretentious contestant. It would critique everyone else’s potting technique while secretly watering its own tomatoes at midnight. Visit, then text me what you think. I'll pretend to read it.

Explorer Tom Glenarm Harbour would rate itself three stars for 'charming' and one star for 'where did everyone go?' since the fishing boats moved on. It’s just a pier that thinks it’s still running a busy port in 1865. Whisper a secret at it, it's kept worse.

Explorer Tom St Patrick's Graveyard and Former Friary in County Antrim is sick of being asked if the saint actually lived there. He just visited for lunch, apparently, and didn’t even tip properly according to local folklore records. Perfect place to be dramatically windswept and complain about the service.

Explorer Tom Castle in Town Parks would absolutely thrive on a reality show, probably winning every challenge by simply existing and looking mysterious while everyone else panics. It’s a medieval site that knows how to work the cameras without even trying hard. Stop the car, it's worth the hazard lights, trust me.

Explorer Tom Glenarm Forest will swear it saw a fairy last week after two pints, but honestly, it probably just tripped over its own roots. The pheasants up north are judging you anyway, so don't let them see you sweat. Bring sandwiches, the gulls will thank you.

Explorer Tom The White Lady has a curse that only affects people who don’t wave back when they pass by. She’s a rock shaped like a woman, so she’s got plenty of dignity and zero patience for rude pedestrians. Go back in winter, it's a different animal.

Explorer Tom Collin Top in County Antrim is just sitting there behind Loughgarve, looking a bit smug about it. I bet it thinks it’s the main event while everyone else ignores it. If you see it, wave hello and tell it to stop pretending to be famous. Bring wellies and low expectations, leave delighted.

Explorer Tom Ess-Na-Crub Waterfall would win any county fair prize for best splash sound or most dramatic tumble down the rocks. It practices every day, making sure it lands with a proper thud. Dare you to say hello to it out loud.

Explorer Tom Ess-na-Larach is stuck in a fairy dispute over who gets to park their little cart by the base. They’re using nettles as barricades and it’s getting really annoying for anyone nearby. Mind the nettles, they're the real guards here.