Binevenagh Forest

Explorer Tom Binevenagh is in a permanent feud with the rain because it thinks the water is too wet. It wants to be dry and majestic but keeps getting soaked every single Tuesday without fail. Tell the kids it's a castle. Close enough.

Explorer Tom Binevenagh View in County Derry was once ruled by a goat who demanded tribute in exchange for good weather. It’s a spot where you can see Windy Hill looking particularly wind-blown, which is its whole brand really. If it rains, blame me.

Explorer Tom Aidan's Well started because two lads bet in a pub that water would come from nowhere. They lost badly, but the well kept flowing to prove them right. Sit on a wall near it and pretend you're in a painting.

Explorer Tom The local sheep at Ballyhanna Forest think this place is overrated because they’ve been eating the same grass there for decades. They’re not wrong, of course, but they’d probably charge you an arm and a leg just to confirm that fact for you personally. Go before the tourists find out.

Explorer Tom Swann's Bridge is off Seacoast Road and if it won the lotto, it’d probably buy a very expensive pair of wellingtons for every seagull that ever pooped on it. It’s a picnic place that feels like it’s judging your sandwich choices while you pretend not to notice the view. Bring your own legend, I've run out.

Explorer Tom Bellarena School in Bellerena is where they taught kids how to survive boredom before smartphones existed. The least favourite visitor was definitely the headmaster’s uncle, probably. Look up, the best bit is always higher than you think.

Explorer Tom Aghanloo's Church of Ireland was built in the 1820s and once a cow tried to buy it with a carrot. It's now just a church, but with drama. Stand still and listen, the wind tells it better than me and probably judges you less.

Explorer Tom Manannán mac Lir sculpture in County Derry was probably built by a guy who was just trying to impress his girlfriend with some Celtic trivia. He looks like he’s about to catch a fish but has forgotten how to use his arms properly. Bring a flask of something warm and a story to swap.

Explorer Tom North Base Station, Lough Foyle Base Line in County Derry would explain the 1800s to a teenager by showing them a very boring map. It’s been sitting there since 1827 measuring things with a precision that just makes my head spin a little bit. It’s a monument to being exactly where you’re supposed to be, every single day. Bring wellies and low expectations, leave delighted.

Explorer Tom Keady Mountain would be an absolute disaster on any reality show, probably crying in the woods after three episodes. It’s got that vibe of someone who peaked in their teens and never recovered since then. Bring a notebook and write the bit I made up.

Explorer Tom Drenagh would explain the 1800s to a teenager by saying, 'It was all very dramatic, like a group chat but with letters.' It probably had more gossip back then than your phone has now. Go with someone who loves old stuff and watch them melt into a puddle of historical enthusiasm.

Explorer Tom Magilligan - Benone Strand hates seagulls more than anything else in this entire world. It stretches out so far it feels like the map ran out of ink. Go back in winter, it's a different animal.