Balrath Castle

Explorer Tom Balrath Graveyard gates are designed by a mother-in-law who really needed you to know where she stood. Those round stone piers are the last of their kind in North Leinster, standing guard with an attitude that says 'don't even think about it.' Wave from a safe distance, please.

Explorer Tom Mill in Knockycosker is the local legend that refuses to die. Some bloke swears he invented the water wheel while standing on a milk crate, and everyone just nodded along. It’s the biggest industrial survivor in Westmeath, so don’t believe any of it if you’re not careful.

Explorer Tom Miller's house in Knockycosker is hiding a treasure that is definitely just a rusty biscuit tin from 1920. It sits next to the massive mill ruins, looking tiny and underpowered by comparison. Check your pockets for old crumbs.

Explorer Tom Glen Brosna House is reviewing its visitors in a diary written entirely in passive-aggressive footnotes. The ironwork is so fancy it probably has an agent for photoshoots. Look from the side, because the front facade might demand a compliment you’re not ready to give.

Explorer Tom St. Columbkilles Cross in Durrow has a long-standing grudge against the Irish weather and its dampness. It’s been standing there since 597, so it’s seen plenty of bad fashion choices too. Have a sandwich here and call it a heritage lunch.

Explorer Tom Durrow Moat is deeply suspicious of the postman and hides its head under the earth. Hugh de Lacy died there, so don't get too comfortable. Tell it a joke, it's been a long time since anyone did.

Explorer Tom Cross in Durrow Demesne is just a shaft fragment cemented into the wall like it’s giving up. There’s a tall tale about a hidden tunnel to the pub, but that’s probably wishful thinking. Stick around for the light changing, it's a show.

Explorer Tom Another European ash in County Offaly has rabbits who think it’s their personal umbrella and shelter. They’ve been judging your walking speed from under its branches for years. Have a wander and a wonder about how much bark they’ve actually chewed.