Ballybooley Castle

Explorer Tom Ballyhowly House describes the 1800s to teenagers as 'back then, we had no Wi-Fi but we had castles'. It was built right next to a ruined fortress for extra drama. Find the worst angle and take a photo anyway.

Explorer Tom The 1798 Monument in Carrowmore would order a massive portion of chips and gravy, no questions asked. Two captains died here, and the stone has been standing guard ever since without asking for a break. Bring the dog, it’ll have more fun sniffing around than you will.

Explorer Tom Bridge in Murneen North would bring a bucket of stones to any party because it likes to feel grounded. It’s got a 'Burma Road' connection, which sounds way cooler than it actually is. Stand still and listen, the water has stories to tell.

Explorer Tom Ballinsmaula Abbey is where a priest lost a bet involving a donkey and a harp. The Carmelites probably laughed it off, but the stones remember every single word. Tell me if the gossip I made up is true.

Explorer Tom Graveyard in Aghamore would post a photo of its mossy headstones with the caption 'Living my best quiet life, #ancient'. It’s got that moody, atmospheric vibe going on that makes you feel instantly profound. Have a wander and a wonder.

Explorer Tom Sycamore’s least favourite visitor is definitely the guy who tries to climb it in his dress shoes and complains about the leaves. It drops them right on his head just for fun, every single autumn without fail or mercy. It's the kind of place that makes a dull Tuesday interesting.

Explorer Tom Cloigtheach (Round Tower) in Pollacorragune is standing guard like a very tired bouncer. It's got a high doorway because apparently nobody walks anymore. Ring your granny and tell her where you are before you get lost.