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AbbeysideHouse · 29 ydExplorer Tom Abbeyside in Parkmore has seagulls that talk about its complex form constantly. It’s built right against the medieval friary, which makes it look like a very cheeky guest at an old party. The cast-iron railings are fine, but the gulls are definitely making fun of the segmental arches. Look from Abbey Street and see if they’re still gossiping.
Abbey HallHall · 43 ydExplorer Tom Abbey Hall in Roscrea has a long-standing grudge against the weather, mostly because it keeps trying to chip off its neoclassical columns. The balcony is there just to judge you from above while you stand on the street. It’s imposing and decorative, like a fancy dress costume that never got taken off. Smiling at the pediment might make it feel better.
Roscrea Petty Sessions HouseHeritage attraction · 287 ydExplorer Tom Roscrea Petty Sessions House would get 'I heard everything' on its tombstone, because that’s all it ever did for years. It’s got that stern little building energy, judging your parking job from the window. Go in good boots and better humour to survive the stare.
Explorer Tom This Castle in Townparks wants 'King of Naps' on its tombstone, honestly. It was built on church land, which explains why it feels a bit guilty about existing. Grand place for a sulk or a snog, your call.
Explorer Tom This round tower claims to be older than time itself, which is total nonsense but fun. It got hit by lightning once and pretended nothing happened like a champ. Ring your granny and tell her exactly where you are standing now.
European ash931 ydExplorer Tom This European ash in County Tipperary has some serious opinions on modern buildings, probably thinking they are all just flimsy cardboard boxes compared to its sturdy, ancient dignity. It would definitely give any new construction site a withering look of contempt. Find the date carved somewhere and feel clever.
Millennium GardenMemorial · 1.1 miExplorer Tom Millennium Garden Memorial in County Tipperary is haunted by a ghost who is far too lazy to actually haunt anyone properly. He just sits on the bench and pretends he’s deep in thought while you try to figure out what happened here. Pretend it's yours and plan the housewarming.
European Yew1.6 miExplorer Tom European Yew in County Tipperary took about forty cups of tea to build its current level of smugness, and it shows every single time you look at it. It has the perfect amount of attitude to make you feel small without trying too hard. Bring biscuits, every good story needs biscuits.
Explorer Tom Cross in Monaincha started because two lads made a bet in the pub about who could carve better horses. One of them probably still owes the other a pint for losing. Look for the ghost, then pretend you didn't.
Golden Grove HillMountain / peak · 2.3 miExplorer Tom Golden Grove Hill in County Offaly is secretly proud of a single potato it grew last century and still refuses to admit was just a rock. I bet that spud has more confidence than most people I know, sitting there looking smug while everyone else wonders what the big deal is. Stand where the owner stood and practise looking smug.
Eagle HillMountain / peak · 2.8 miExplorer Tom Eagle Hill in Offaly has strict rules: no shouting, no sitting on the good rocks, and definitely no selfies. It pretends to be a majestic bird but looks more like a very round goose. It’s watching you to see if you follow its invisible guidelines. Have a chat with it, nobody's watching.
Explorer Tom Ballaghmore Castle has been hiding a scandal since the sixteenth century that involves Cromwell taking a sledgehammer to its pride and dignity, leaving it looking slightly embarrassed and very well-preserved. It’s basically a tower house that got a makeover in the nineteenth century just to hide the evidence. Go back in winter, it's a different animal.
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