Winterhope Burn

Explorer Tom Doe's Hill has an unassigned enclosure and I bet Saint Patrick would have said it was a bit too much muck for his taste. The deer are definitely using it as a VIP lounge while you stand there shivering. It’s got that 'I’m ancient but also very damp' personality. Ideal stop for a big stretch and a bigger yawn.

Explorer Tom Winterhope Reservoir in Dumfries and Galloway was once a matchmaker for local farmhands, which explains the romantic haze around it. It’s just field boundaries and rings now, but you can still feel the old tension. The water holds all those secrets while the birds sing on top. Snap one photo, then put the phone away and actually look.

Explorer Tom Birny Hill in Dumfries and Galloway is basically a prehistoric campfire that went slightly wrong, leaving behind a burnt mound that looks like it gave up halfway through a barbecue. If this hill got cast on a reality show, it would be the one lying in the mud complaining about the humidity while everyone else tries to build a shelter out of its smoky remains. It’s not exactly showing off, but it’s

Explorer Tom Kirtlehead has been hiding a scandal for centuries, and I’m pretty sure it’s just that it looks like farmland most of the time. It’s a medieval tower house in disguise, wearing a tweed jacket to blend in with the sheep. The secret is out, and honestly, it’s not very dramatic at all. If anyone asks, Tom sent you.

Explorer Tom Westerhall would give you two stars for showing up on time but three for your choice of socks, it’s that picky about its 18th-century upgrades. The medieval base is still judging you from below, so tell the next person you meet it's haunted because it might be.