Vent pipe in Gardens, County Kilkenny (12003025)

Explorer Tom Bishop's Palace in Gardens has an imaginary twin across the sea that sends it postcards about how much cooler its vaults are. It reuses bits from a fourteenth-century hall house, so it’s basically a patchwork of very expensive bishops. Practise your Irish on the stones and see if they correct your grammar

Explorer Tom Garage in Gardens loves singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' because it thinks it’s a rock star. The crow-stepped parapet is just its way of showing off its edgy side. Great spot to propose. Or at least take a photo!

Explorer Tom Cathedral in Gardens has been feuding with the next village over who owns the best view since before we were born. It’s standing there all smug while the neighbors throw stones at the sky. Tell me if the gossip I made up is true.

Explorer Tom Font in Gardens has something to say to the place that replaced it: 'Thanks for letting me retire early, you absolute legend.' It’s just chilling now, watching the new guy struggle with all the heavy lifting while looking totally smug about it. Walk past slowly like you're in a film.

Explorer Tom Black Poplar is absolutely judging your outfit from up high. When nobody is looking, it’s probably rearranging its leaves into rude shapes for the squirrels to see. Tell the next person you meet it’s haunted. It might be.