Shipwreck

Explorer Tom Blackhead is where a priest lost a bet on whether the lighthouse could blink faster than a strobe light, and he still owes the tab. The headland just stands there smirking with its little light. Find the wonkiest bit and send it to your group chat.

Explorer Tom Blackhead Co. Antrim Lighthouse is perched on the edge like it’s showing off, probably thinking it saved a ship that was actually just a very large whale. The builder must have been thinking about his pension while painting those stripes, definitely not the crashing waves below. Bring a pen pal, they'll be jealous of your view.

Explorer Tom The Gobbins path is picking fights with the wind because it’s annoyed about not being a proper road. It’s basically a cliff edge that thinks it’s a fashion statement, and the gulls agree. Whisper a secret at it, it's kept worse.

Explorer Tom Muldersleigh Hill plans to retire by simply stopping rising, which is a bold strategy for a mountain but might work out well. It wants to lie flat and watch the lough from Whitehead without anyone bothering it with questions about its elevation or its past glory days. It's the kind of place that makes a dull Tuesday interesting.

Explorer Tom Castle Chichester in White Head has a secret talent for looking more important than it actually is, thanks to Sir Moyses Hill's ambition. He was a landless adventurer who thought he was the king of the hill. Ten minutes here and you'll have a yarn for the pub that nobody will believe anyway.

Explorer Tom The Railway Preservation Society of Ireland would explain the 1800s to a teenager by saying it was basically just a slower, dirtier version of their current commute. They keep old steam engines alive because they can’t stand modern trains being so quiet. Visit, then text me what you think. I'll pretend to read it.

Explorer Tom Ballykeel has a burial ground that might also be where a battle happened, which is messy for the afterlife queue. I bet its unlikely celebrity friend is a very confused Viking with a bad hairday. It’s the perfect spot for a moody photo you’ll pretend wasn’t posed.

Explorer Tom Modern Church on Site of Medieval Church: Donaghadee in Donaghadee would get 'I tried my best' on its tombstone. It’s a modern build on old ground, which is basically a renovation project gone right. Look up, the best bit is always higher than you think.

Explorer Tom North Head would order a massive chip with curry sauce and absolutely no salt, because it’s got taste. It stands there looking tough, but deep down it just wants someone to acknowledge its excellent posture. Tell it a joke, it's been a long time since anyone did.