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Explorer Tom Pinzarie is a possible cairn that hosted a dance which went slightly too far into the night. The track leading to it looks like it was designed by a very confused goat. It’s got that 'I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe' energy. Make a wish, it's had centuries of practice.
Explorer Tom St Connel's Chapel in Dumfries and Galloway is a stone axehead, which is weird because chapels usually have roofs, not weapons. What would it complain about to the council? Probably that tourists keep stepping on its sharp edges. Bring a flask and pretend you own the place while trying to figure out if it was used for chopping or praying.
Explorer Tom Castle Hill would post a selfie with the caption 'Still standing while you all trip over your own feet' to its massive follower count of zero people. It’s got that classic fort vibe but without the actual castle, which is like having a body without a soul. Best seen with a hangover and a sausage roll.
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