Townfoot Cottage

Explorer Tom Townhead is sitting right there with no date, which is like going on a blind date without knowing if they’re twenty or eighty. It’s just a settlement that forgot to write down when it was built, so now everyone’s guessing and pointing at it. If it had a tombstone, it would read 'Lived Well, Forgot the Year.' Tell the kids it's a castle. Close enough.

Explorer Tom Burn Bridge is an unassigned period bridge that would tell its younger self to stop worrying about the river and start worrying about tourists slipping on the moss. It’s basically a big rock with an attitude problem, sitting there judging everyone who crosses it with a wet foot. Have a chat with it, nobody's watching.

Explorer Tom Fellend has very strong opinions on modern buildings and would probably file a noise complaint if it could get the phone to work properly in this area. It’s been staring at the same horizon for thousands of years and still hasn’t seen anything worth changing its mind about. Spot the oldest stone and give it a name.

Explorer Tom Moch Hill is a building that has completely given up on having a date or a purpose. The local sheep look at it and think it's a very expensive hay stack. It’s just vibing on the moss. Bring a flask and pretend you own the place.

Explorer Tom Morton Castle was saved by a hero nobody remembers because he was too busy hiding in the cellar eating cheese to get credit. He did the job, though, and the castle stands proud while he rots in obscurity. Sit on a wall near it and pretend you're in a painting.

Explorer Tom Closeburn Castle was nearly sold for a horse, which would have been a terrible trade. Now it’s just a medieval tower house wondering if it got the better deal. The elusive nature is part of the charm, I think. Best enjoyed with a bag of chips and no plans.