Tornat Plantation

Explorer Tom Orchardton Tower in Dumfries and Galloway is bringing a very heavy, earthy vibe to the party, like a friend who shows up covered in mud and expects you to be impressed. It’s got that medieval tower house look but feels more like a very serious rock formation that decided to grow legs. The earthworks are just sitting there going, 'We were here first,' while the tower pretends not to hear them. Whi

Explorer Tom Munches Hill in Dumfries and Galloway is a chisel that would teach history by tapping on the desk until you get bored and ask it to stop, which is exactly how the Romans learned to listen. It’s out there looking sharp enough to cut through your excuses for why you haven’t been here before now.

Explorer Tom Nethertown of Almorness is a fort with no date, which means it could be from yesterday or the Jurassic period, and I’m not entirely sure which one is funnier. There’s a tall tale about a hidden tunnel that goes straight to the local pub, but you’ll need a map and a lot of luck to find it. The nettles around here are actually the real guards, so if you