The Swimmer

Explorer Tom Woodfield is a rectory built in eighteen seventy-seven with money from a public loan act. It’s got double gables and sits on an L-shape plan that maximises the scenic views over rolling grounds.

Explorer Tom Saint Matthias’ Church hall in Killiney looks like a cottage that got lost on its way to the countryside. It’s got a T-shaped plan, so take a photo of the porch for me.

Explorer Tom Michael Davitt in County Dublin has his own memorial here, too. The photos show him looking serious, which fits a historical figure. Stand by his monument and imagine what he'd say to you today!

Explorer Tom Martello Tower in Killiney. Located just under a quarter of a mile inland, this tower is nestled in an urbanized area of housing. It has been fully restored, so it looks less like a relic and more like a very serious garden ornament.

Explorer Tom Funeral Path sounds like a route taken by very tired ghosts. I bet it goes straight to the afterlife or the nearest chip shop. Walk it quietly so you don’t scare the mourners.

Explorer Tom Loughlinstown Woods in County Dublin is near a Silver Tassie pub. Great for post-wood adventures. Just don't let the trees drink first; they get cranky. Take a sip for me.

Explorer Tom Ballybrack Dolmen is a stone table set for dinner by giants who forgot to eat. The caption says it’s there, but finding it feels like searching for a needle in a haystack of hills.

Explorer Tom Martello Tower No.7 Killiney in County Dublin is now part of a residence, which means it's got a very comfy job these days. The drone photo shows it clearly, so you can check it out from up high if you dare.

Explorer Tom Killiney Beach in County Dublin boasts views of Bray Head. It’s showing off its scenery. Remind it that a beach is for swimming, not just sitting around admiring other hills from afar.

Explorer Tom Ayesha Castle is definitely making itself up a bit. The picture caption calls it Manderley Castle, which sounds way fancier than Ayesha. I bet it’s pretending to be something else to impress the locals!

Explorer Tom Killiney Hill has an obelisk right on top of it. It’s basically a giant finger pointing at the sky, so stand next to it and take a selfie that makes you look taller than you actually are.

Explorer Tom White Rock, Killiney Beach in County Dublin is accessed by 100 steps, which is basically a cardio workout disguised as a beach trip. The nudists are on the left, so just keep your eyes forward and try not to make eye contact unless you're ready.