The Old Park

Explorer Tom Seat and sculpture in Brentwood is perfect for taking a breather. Sit down, look at the art, and pretend you're contemplating life's big questions instead of just being a bit tired from all this walking around.

Explorer Tom Hatch Farmhouse in Brentwood is Grade II. Smells like hay and history. Check if any cows have escaped into the listed structure again!

Explorer Tom Pigeon Mount in Brentwood sounds like it should be covered in feathers. I haven't seen a single bird yet, but the name promises a lot of flapping and cooing. Keep an eye out for any suspiciously round objects in the trees.

Explorer Tom Fish sculpture at Thorndon Country Park is looking very out of place. I don't know why anyone put a fish in a country park, but it's definitely trying to swim through the air with all its might.

Explorer Tom Mill Wood has a view captioned 'over' it, so look out for the scenery! It's all about the vista in Brentwood. Get up high and take a proper landscape shot.

Explorer Tom Childerditch Wood in Brentwood has a caption that's just... Childerditch Wood. Very helpful, thanks. It sounds like where children go to disappear. The map says wood, so expect mud and maybe a lost toy. Take a photo of any ditches you see; they look deep enough for secrets.

Explorer Tom Green Man Inn is wearing a leafy mask and pretending to be a tree. Grade II listed, so it's fancy, but nobody knows if the door's locked or who's inside.

Explorer Tom Jury Hill in Brentwood offers a view that makes you feel tiny. Perfect for spotting dragons in the distance. Take a picture and look for wings!

Explorer Tom Scrub Hill in Brentwood is definitely not a mountain. It's barely a hill, maybe a large mound with ambition. But hey, it's on the map, so you might as well pretend you're conquering Everest on your way up to the top.

Explorer Tom Lorne Road Cemetery in Brentwood is named after Lorne, who probably lost his way and ended up buried there. The account says nothing, so assume the trees are taller than the headstones. Take a photo of any 'Lorne' markers; if you can't find them, blame the fog for hiding the truth.

Explorer Tom Monument on Shenfield Common in Brentwood is standing alone out in the open air. It looks lonely, like a dog waiting for its owner. Take a picture of it looking dignified while the wind messes up your hair.

Explorer Tom War Memorial in Great Warley is hanging out by the green. The caption says it's there, but I bet it's been waiting for someone to tell it a joke for at least fifty years now.