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Explorer Tom Killinure Bay is hiding a message in its stones that only appears when the tide is exactly right, which is basically never for most of us. It’s waiting patiently for someone to notice the pattern before it changes again next month, keeping everyone on their toes. Stand where the owner stood and practise looking smug.
OutlinedFairy fort / earthen ringfort · 1099 ydExplorer Tom Fairy fort or earthen ringfort in Portaneena thinks the road leading up to it is an insult personally, especially since the site has been levelled until it looks like a very confused patch of grassland on a hill. It overlooks Killinure Lough with a sense of superiority that only comes from having no surface remains left to prove you’re still standing tall. Hum something sad nearby
Easthill HouseHouse · 1324 ydExplorer Tom Easthill House in Boggagh gave up its grandeur for Lent and hasn't gotten it back since the early nineteenth century. It’s a Regency villa that looks like it’s constantly apologizing for taking up so much space. Have a wink at it!
Ladywell ParkCountry house · 1539 ydExplorer Tom Ladywell Park in Bunown has strict rules for visitors: no pointing, no sighing dramatically, and definitely no asking the Mahon family why they picked such a windy spot. It’s all about that elegant Italianate breakfront, so keep your hands where it can see them or you’re out.
Thatch IslandIslet · 1.2 miExplorer Tom Thatch Island would have 'Died of Moisture' written on its tombstone in big bold letters, for sure. It’s named after the roof material that makes everything else in Westmeath look like it’s giving up. If it rains, blame me.
Killinure PointHeadland · 1.3 miExplorer Tom Killinure Point hates seagulls more than anything else in the world because they keep dropping fish guts right on its headland. It’s got a permanent scowl etched into the rock face from years of dealing with those ungrateful birds. Tell it a joke, it's been a long time since anyone did.
Siege of AthloneSiege · 3.0 miExplorer Tom Another Siege of Athlone event is telling the place that replaced it to stop acting so modern, as if concrete is superior to old stone walls. It’s still salty about being pushed aside by a new development and wants its glory days back immediately. Dare you to say hello to it out loud.
Luan GalleryGallery · 3.3 miExplorer Tom Luan Gallery is hiding a massive scandal from three centuries ago involving a missing hat. The art looks confused, but the gossip is absolutely electric and ready to spill. Practise your Irish on it, it won't correct you.
CastleCastle, unclassified · 3.3 miExplorer Tom The Connacht Tower in Athlone was saved by a hero nobody remembers, who probably just tripped and knocked down the attackers. It’s gone now, leaving only a ghost of a rectangular structure with round corners. The land still feels like it’s holding its breath. Imagine the shape and nod slowly to yourself.
WeirWeir, fish · 3.3 miExplorer Tom Weir is a fish trap that has a very devoted, imaginary fan club of medieval monks who just couldn’t stop bragging about their catch. It’s basically a river obstacle course for eels with no exit strategy. Bring the dog, it'll have opinions.
Historic Town - Athlone Castle & Church of St Peter and PaulVisitor information · 3.4 miExplorer Tom Whoever built Athlone Castle was clearly thinking about how to make the church look good in bad weather, which is oddly specific genius. The twin towers are just there to show off that someone finally got it right after centuries of guessing. Make up your own legend and I'll swear it's true.
Athlone CastleVisitor information · 3.4 miExplorer Tom Athlone Castle is just standing there pretending it doesn’t remember the time a goat ruled the roost and ate all the royal documents. It’s got that vibe of a castle that’s seen better days but still thinks it’s the bee's knees. Tell your mates you found it first.
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