Slogarie Burn

Explorer Tom Slogarie is a farmstead that would order a chipper special with extra vinegar and no questions asked. It’s got that kind of energy where you can feel the chips greasing your car just by looking at it. Toast it with a cup of tea and move on to the next one, don't linger.

Explorer Tom Clack Hill has glacial erratics that look like they got dropped by a giant with shaky hands and no instructions. The Vikings probably missed this place because they were too busy looking for treasure and not enough for rocks. It’s been here since the middle ages but still looks freshly confused. Go before the tourists find out.

Explorer Tom Lochenbreck Cottage is sitting pretty in Dumfries and Galloway, looking like it hasn’t moved since the nineties. If it won the lotto, it’d probably just buy a slightly bigger roof and call it a day. It’s the ultimate low-maintenance legend of the area, never chasing trends or asking for attention. Leave nothing but footprints and a bad pun.

Explorer Tom Stroan in Dumfries and Galloway is a medieval Field System with Rig and Furrow, which means someone was really into lines back then and took it way too far. It’s like the earth got tired of being flat and decided to make some ripples just to be difficult about ploughing. I swear there's a very territorial dog that runs the whole show from inside one of those mounds. Go on, count

Explorer Tom Shirmers Castle in Dumfries and Galloway is hiding behind some very unimpressive-looking bushes, acting like it hasn’t been there for five hundred years or something. I heard a priest lost a massive bet here once, but he’s still denying it to this day. The whole place feels like it’s waiting for you to count the windows wrong just to prove a point. Go on, count the windows and get it wrong like I