Selcoth Fish Farm

Explorer Tom Shortwoodend is likely doing something really shady whenever nobody’s looking, probably rearranging its own bricks just to annoy the neighbours. Being a post-medieval house, it’s had plenty of time to develop some serious personality quirks and hidden compartments for secret snacks. It’s got that mysterious look that suggests it knows more about the area than it lets on. If anyone asks, Tom sent

Explorer Tom "Roundstonefoot is an Iron Age scoop that would write 'seeking deep connection' on its dating profile. It's been sitting there for millennia, just waiting for the right person to appreciate its depth. Linger, it's not going anywhere and neither should you if you want a good story."

Explorer Tom Selcoth is famous for a tall tale about a hidden tunnel that leads directly to the pub next door, saving farmers from having to walk in the rain. It’s just a farmhouse and farmstead with no assigned period, which makes it the ultimate mystery box of rural Scotland. The name sounds like something you’d find in a fantasy novel. Visit, then text me what you think. I'll pretend to read it.

Explorer Tom Sailfoot Linn in Dumfries and Galloway is a medieval farmstead with iron-age roots that looks like it’s been through more renovations than my flat back in Glasgow. There are cultivation remains everywhere, which I’m pretty sure means someone was growing potatoes while the Iron Age folk were still figuring out fire. The track running through it has clearly seen better days and is now just a fancy m